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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Ngambo Ngali, Jun 10, 2011.

  1. Ngambo Ngali

    Ngambo Ngali JF-Expert Member

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    [TD] A Mafia Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walks into a
    room to meet with his former accountant.

    The Godfather asks the accountant, "Where is the 3 million bucks
    you embezzled from me?" The accountant does not answer.

    The Godfather asks again, "Where is the 3 million bucks you
    embezzled from me?"

    The attorney interrupts, "Sir, the man is a deaf mute and cannot
    understand you, but I can interpret for you."

    The Godfather says, "Well ask him where my damn money is!" The
    attorney, using sign language, asks the accountant where the 3
    million dollars is.

    The accountant signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."
    The attorney interprets to the Godfather, "He doesn't know what
    you are talking about."

    The Godfather pulls out a 9 millimeter pistol, puts it to the
    temple of the accountant, cocks the trigger and says, "Ask him
    again where my damn money is!"

    The attorney signs to the accountant, "He wants to know where
    it is!"

    The accountant signs back, "OK! OK! OK! The money is hidden in
    a brown suitcase behind the shed in my backyard!"

    The Godfather says, "Well....what did he say?"

    The attorney interprets to the Godfather, "He says...go to hell...
    ..that you don't have the guts to pull the trigger."
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    A man walking along the beach one day finds a bottle. He rubs it and, sure enough, out popped a genie.

    "I will grant you three wishes," said the genie. "But there is a catch."

    "What catch?" the man asked.

    The genie replied, "Every time you make a wish, every lawyer in the world will receive double the wish you were granted."

    "Well, I can live with that! No problem!" replied the elated man.

    "What is your first wish?" asked the genie.

    "Well, I've always wanted a Ferrari!"

    POOF! A Ferrari appeared in front of the man.

    "Now every lawyer in the world has TWO Ferraris," said the genie. "Next wish?"

    "I'd love a million dollars," replied the man.

    POOF! One million dollars appeared at his feet.

    "Now every lawyer in the world has TWO million dollars," said the genie.

    "Well, that's okay, as long as I've got my million," replied the man.

    "What is your third and final wish?"

    The man thought long and hard, and finally said, "Well, you know, I've always wanted to donate a kidney!"
     
  2. Sigma

    Sigma JF-Expert Member

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    That's not the typical sycilian I know, sworn in the law of Omerta.
    As a matter of fact, your "Godfather" does not fit to be called as such.
     
  3. Wa Nyumbani

    Wa Nyumbani JF-Expert Member

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    Even me, *I could'nt make a mistake!
     
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