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Usicheke sana plz

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mkwaruzo, Jan 19, 2012.

  1. Mkwaruzo

    Mkwaruzo JF-Expert Member

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    Mtaliano mmoja baada ya kulala na demu, akampa dola feki. Baadaye akamcall, akamwambia "the doler I gave u is fekelo". Demu akamjibu "the HIV that I gave u is orginelo".
     
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    Mkwaruzo JF-Expert Member

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    Mtoto mtundu aliulizwa na mwalimu wake wa hesabu: "ukiwa na machungwa matano, mtu akakupokonya moja, utabaki na nini?"
    Mtoto akajibu "nitabaki na hasira"
     
  3. Mkwaruzo

    Mkwaruzo JF-Expert Member

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    Mchezo wa pool table huchezwa vipira vikaingia ndani fimbo ikabakia nje. Je ni mchezo gani ambao fimbo huingia ndani na vipira vikabakia nje?
     
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    sasa hapo alopata hasara ni yupi?alotoa dola bandia au alopewa hiv original?
     
  5. Mkwaruzo

    Mkwaruzo JF-Expert Member

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    Siku moja mume alichukuwa cheti cha ndoa na kukiangalia sana. Mke wake akamuuliza: "mume wangu leo umekumbuka siku ya ndoa yetu"
    Mume akamjibu: "natafuta expire date ila siioni"
     
  6. Wilbert1974

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    ...Bila shaka utakuwa DARTS. Au nimekosea?
     
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    beyond heaven Member

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    marudio xana
     
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    ...Bila shaka utakuwa DARTS. Au nimekosea?
     
  9. Mkwaruzo

    Mkwaruzo JF-Expert Member

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    Umejitahidi ila hukuwa muwazi, coz kizungu hatukijuwi.
    Maelezo ya ziada: Ni mchezo usiyo na refa wala shuhuda. Ktk mwangaza unachezeka pia ktk giza unanoga.
     
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    TUMY JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ah ah aha ha hahaa hha muosha huoshwa
     
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    MUMY A JF-Expert Member

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    ehehe....vipira vingapi vinabaki nje??
     
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    Nothing4good Senior Member

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    ni ni ni ni mchezo wa wa kungo*ok*
     
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    Piano piano. Poko poko. Kapito?
     
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    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    sawa mazee.
     
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    Mkwaruzo JF-Expert Member

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    Watu wawili walikuwa wanakimbili treni, mmoja akaifika na kudandia. Aliyeikosa akabaki anacheka saaaana. Watu wakamuuliza "mbona mwenzako kaipata halafu ww unamcheka?"
    Akawajibu "Inanibidi nimcheke, eti mm mwenye safari nimeikosa, yy anayenisindikiza kadandia na tiketi ninayo mwenyewe"
     
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    Mkwaruzo JF-Expert Member

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    Kuku dume anamfukuza kuku jike huku rohoni
    anasema: "nikimpata leo huyu ataipata pata na nikimkosa nitazuga nafanya mazoezi".
    Na kuku jike anakimbia huku anajisemea "hapa nijikaze mana nikisimama nitaonekana malaya, na akinikosa nitalala ny*g*, dah! sijuwi hata nifanyeje".
     
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    we pumzika tu
     
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    Mkwaruzo wewe ni noma! Wapi kitufe cha like jamani?
     
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    Ndokeji JF-Expert Member

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    mimi najua vitumbua viwili hubaki nje huku muhogo ukimezwa
     
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    bigambo Senior Member

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    jipanguse tena
     
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