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Ushuhuda kanisani!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Selaa ze dodiii, Dec 27, 2011.

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    Selaa ze dodiii Member

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    Mchungaji m1 aliamua kuivunja siku ya juma2 na kutoa nafas kwa waumin wake kushuhudia #1: mchungaj asante kwa maomb yak coz zman nlikua nkenda haja kubwa ctoi ki2 nlivyoenda kwa dokta akanambia hyo inaitwa replacement of human west product lkn baada ya maomb yako ss hvi najaza kisado #2: mchungaj nashkuru kwa maomb yak coz kbl ya kuniombea nlikuaga nakula ule mkate mkubwa mwenyewe lakin baada ya maomb yako ss hv nakula karatasi natupa mkate dah!
     
  2. DEVINE

    DEVINE JF-Expert Member

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    Mnh!!!
     
  3. nitonye

    nitonye JF-Expert Member

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    hujaeleweka mzazi
     
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    Maamuma JF-Expert Member

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    Jina la jukwaa hili ni UTANI+UDAKU. Sasa hii iko wapi kati ya utani na udaku? Nimeshindwa kuelewa.
     
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    MARTINSICHILIMA Member

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    hapo wewe ndo umewaka, kwani mtu wa pili ushuhuda wake hujauelewa?
     
  6. Chuma Chakavu

    Chuma Chakavu JF-Expert Member

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    haina ladha
     
  7. Angel Nylon

    Angel Nylon JF-Expert Member

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    mi mwenyewe hata sijafaham au sijui kilaza
     
  8. Erickb52

    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Teh labda arudie mara ya 3 ataelewa
     
  9. Erickb52

    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Teh inawezekana ila mi sijui kilaza ana sifa gani...km ni ya kutoelewa mh utakuwa mi Kilaza...natania we mjanja Angel
     
  10. Mchaka Mchaka

    Mchaka Mchaka JF Bronze Member

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    kama haichekeshi hv!
     
  11. Angel Nylon

    Angel Nylon JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha haaaaaa, Akiamungu. Haya angalau mecheka
     
  12. LiverpoolFC

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    Hata kidogo Mkuu wangu!
     
  13. Kibukuasili

    Kibukuasili JF-Expert Member

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    Hizi pombe za noeli! Nini hii?
     
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    serio JF-Expert Member

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    huyu karuka sarakasi na msuli..
     
  15. Lukansola

    Lukansola JF-Expert Member

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    natakiwa kufanyaje? kucheka au?
     
  16. S

    Selaa ze dodiii Member

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    Ooooky guys polen coz i made u cry y u want 2 b happy au? Hay coz haichekesh oso mm ckutak mchez i jas wanted u 2 cry! So ht ukiendelea kulia wea ua now n furaha yang kubwa tena sana kumona m2 mwenye zaid ya miaka 25 km weye analiyiiia
     
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    Selaa ze dodiii Member

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    Haya ki2 ndan ya ki2 pata majibu mapyaa ya methal za kiswahl: #1 kuku mgeni =mpokee begi #2 haba na haba=ni haba mbili #3 asiyefunzwa na mamaye =ni yatima #4 simba mwenda pole=anamnyemelea yanga #5 samaki mkunje til aenee kwenye kikaango #6 wakere wanaJF kwa post zako huone how zey knw 2 cment n krit one luv one heart lets get 2geza n ze fiiil oolryt
     
  18. Shine

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    Afu alojifunga msuli ana shipa
     
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    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    Imenifurahisha na nimeipenda big up
     
  20. TUKUTUKU

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    Kumpotezea ni njia sahihi sana!
     
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