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Ushamba wa lifti

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kamaka, Dec 14, 2010.

  1. Kamaka

    Kamaka JF-Expert Member

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    Mzee mmoja alikwenda na mtoto wake kwenye ghorofa moja la shirika la bima..

    Walipofika

    mtoto : Akaanza kumuuliza baba hii nini (huku akimuonesha lifti ya ghorofa)

    mzee : Mwanangu sijawahi kuona kitu kama hiki maishani mwangu!!!!!!

    baadaye kidogo,
    akaja kikongwe mmoja kwenye baiskeli akabonyeza vitufe vya mlangoni.

    Baadaaye mlango ukafunguka,akaingia ndani,mlango ukajifunga.
    Namba zikaanza kujiandika 1,2,3,4.... N.k

    baada ya muda mzee na mtoto wakiendelea kuangalia namba zikipanda zikaanza kushuka kuanzia 7,6,5,4,3,2,1.
    Mlango ukafunguka mara akatoka binti mmoja mrembo....

    mzee akastajabu sana akamuambia mtoto wake kimbia nyumbani kamlete mama yako!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Nesindiso Sir JF-Expert Member

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    Teh teh teh!! you made my day!
     
  3. Good Guy

    Good Guy JF-Expert Member

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    Sounds familiar!i dont know a TV commercial perhaps.Try and b a bit creative.
     
  4. Saint Ivuga

    Saint Ivuga JF-Expert Member

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    big up!!!this ni kali muzee
     
  5. Lizzy

    Lizzy JF-Expert Member

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    Hhahaahahah.....mzee nae anataka mkewe awe kabinti!!
     
  6. chapaa

    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    Duuuh!cio mchezo.
     
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    MUSINGA JF-Expert Member

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    du wewe mkali ndugu,hahhahahahah!!!
     
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