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Ushahidi Mahakamani

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mtanzanika, Jul 12, 2012.

  1. Mtanzanika

    Mtanzanika JF-Expert Member

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    [TD]Shahidi wa tukio la ajali akitoa ushahidi wake mahakamani..na hivi ndivyo ilivyokua:

    Mwanasheria: "Ni kweli kwamba uliishuhudia ajali iliyotokea?"


    Shahidi: "Ndio niliishuhudia."

    Mwanasheria: "Ulikua umbali gani kutoka kwenye tukio la ajali?"

    Shahidi: "umbali wa futi 31 na nchi 6 na robo."

    Mwanasheria (akidhani atamtia mtegoni shahidi): "Vizuri, Je unaweza kuiambia Mahakama ulijuaje kama umbali huo uliosema ndo wenyewe haswaa?"

    Shahidi: "Kwa sababu ajali ilipotokea nilichukua futi ya kupimia nikapima na nilijua some stupid lawyer would ask me that question."
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  2. Mbimbinho

    Mbimbinho JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahah, shahidi ni noma
     
  3. princess enny

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    hhahhhhahahahaha
     
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    Vivian Mwaisango Member

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    Ha ha ha ha haaa!uwiii,uyo shekhe Yahya nin
     
  5. Mzalendo JR

    Mzalendo JR JF-Expert Member

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    Hhahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa nice thng
     
  6. ngulinho

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    ha ha hah ah ha ha
     
  7. somba kankara

    somba kankara Member

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    hii noma
     
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    Cpati picha kilichofuata baada ya hilo jibu.
     
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    ELIBARIKI SARUNI New Member

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    kweliiiiiiiiii
     
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