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Usha wai kufanya usanii wewe...

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by B'REAL, Jun 8, 2012.

  1. B'REAL

    B'REAL JF-Expert Member

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    nakumbuka kipindi falani hivi nikiwa nasoma form six tanga banaa,nikawa nimepanga getho chumbageni saa kuna msambaa mmoja alikuwa na duka kubwa kweli yani lipo full ila alikuwa anaiman haba,yani akiona paka shida sijui nini mara watu wa hapa wananiloga sana,saa siku moja tukawa gheto tumepigikaa kweli hata diko la jioni hatujui itakuwaje ndo mtu akatoa wazo,tumcheze mgosi mchezo,tukaa chukua kitambaa chekundu tuka mix na uzi mweusi kama irizi likawa bonge la irizi,afu tukalifukiee pembeni ya duka lake.
    kama kawaida asubui akaenda mshikaji tunae kaa nae getho,katika story akamchomekea asee B'REAL jana kaoteshwa asee,siunajua kwao wakofiti ana majini ya kutibia.kama baada ya nusu saa nikaenda pale dukani baada ya kusalimiana nikamwambia mgosi mbona kama najiskia kichwa kinauma afu kama navutwa vutwa leo hapa dukani kwako...mgosi akaguna nikamuuliza leo umepata wateja kweli tokea ufungue asubui akasema dah!!yani kajaa mmoja tena kununua kibiriti,nikaona kaingia kumi na nane...nikamwambia unajembe,embu nipee nikaenda nikafukua sehemu ambayo najua ipo ile irizi,akiwa amesimama mbele mara akaiyona...asee mgoshi aliuzunikaa,alisema''haaaaaaa oshie watu hawanipendi jamani humu..ase b'real asantee asee''nikamwambia tuichome tukaichoma,baada ya kumaliza kazi akanipa 10000,aka tupa na unga wa ugali,mafuta asee.tokea iyo siku nilikuwa na mkopa hakatai...
     
  2. BADILI TABIA

    BADILI TABIA JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahaha ama kweli njaa inafunza
     
  3. BAGAH

    BAGAH JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahhaaaa....wagosi oyeeee!..
     
  4. mbalu

    mbalu JF-Expert Member

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    vijana wa kitangaa wanapenda kuji......
     
  5. Judgement

    Judgement JF-Expert Member

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    Ulishatubu?
    Maungamo yanakuhusu hapo!
     
  6. TANMO

    TANMO JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahaaa, kweli mlikuwa Ma-Jiniaz
     
  7. B'REAL

    B'REAL JF-Expert Member

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    unaambiwa ukiwa na njaa akili inafanya kazi mara sita
     
  8. B'REAL

    B'REAL JF-Expert Member

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    kuji...?nini mzee sema afu mi ninjere chali ya ARAA. tanga ilikuwa kishule mzee
     
  9. B'REAL

    B'REAL JF-Expert Member

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    umeona kamandaa hii ndo mjini
     
  10. B'REAL

    B'REAL JF-Expert Member

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    AFUU hizii imani haba zina waponza wengi sana,we daily mganga anaagiza kuku na mbuzi hata siku moja haagizi samaki au paka.
     
  11. B'REAL

    B'REAL JF-Expert Member

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    nitubu nini baba imani yake ndo ilimpoza afu mi nife njaa jamani wakati kunanjia ya kujisaidia.mungu anisamehe
     
  12. Mamndenyi

    Mamndenyi JF-Expert Member

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    Kweli njaa inaleta akili mkuu.
     
  13. charminglady

    charminglady JF-Expert Member

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    mh,napita naenda zangu MMU nkirudi ntakoment
     
  14. B'REAL

    B'REAL JF-Expert Member

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    koment basii na wewe mmmh
     
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