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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by BUMIJA, Mar 23, 2012.

  1. BUMIJA

    BUMIJA JF-Expert Member

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    Kun'garisha viatu ukiwa unaenda kupiga passport size,kumwambia konda shusha wakati upo karibu na Dereva,Kupunguza sauti ya Redio ili Usome message kwenye simu,kumbembeleza mkeo akupe uroda,kuoga kwa sabuni ya unga,kusimamisha basi uulize muda,kuomba maji ya kunywa hotelini,konda kusubiri gari iondoke ndio aikimbilie,kubip alafu unaangalia salio,kuvaa nguo mpya siku ya sikukuu,
     
  2. Mussa kiraka

    Mussa kiraka Senior Member

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    konda kusubili gari iondoke ndo akimbilie ujinga tosha, pia ujinga kuhisi harufu ya chakula alafu unameza mate
     
  3. BUMIJA

    BUMIJA JF-Expert Member

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    Nimekubali kabisa
     
  4. Erickb52

    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Vyote ujinga
     
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    Oncemore Member

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    Jinga hiyo yote hapana afazali jinga mwanzo mwisho
     
  6. MUREFU

    MUREFU JF-Expert Member

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    duuuuuh.... yan vyote ni sawa ila
    ya kondakta kusubili gali liondoke alafu aikimbilie na kumwambia kondakta shusha huku umekaa karibu na dereva ni meviona vimezidi
     
  7. Daniel Mjema

    Daniel Mjema Verified User

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    kubip huku waangalia salio bana
     
  8. Sir H

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    Kumbembeleza mkeo akupe uroda
     
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    Temba Innocent Jvr Member

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    Pia kukoment hapa ni ujinga.
     
  10. kaarejnr

    kaarejnr Member

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    Duh! Konda kusubiri gali liondoke ndio akimbilie ni ujinga sawa na kumwamsha mgonjo usingizini ili umpe dawa ya usingizi
     
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    prosper mshumbuo New Member

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    Konda kungoja gari iondoke then aikimbilie.
     
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    Evansy dwayne Member

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    kusoma thread ya kijinga na kukomenti. Nasi pia ni wajinga
     
  13. BUMIJA

    BUMIJA JF-Expert Member

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    Sio ujinga mana ya thread hizi ni jokes
     
  14. Matti

    Matti Member

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    ehe tehe tehe teheeeee :ranger:
     
  15. Ruttashobolwa

    Ruttashobolwa JF-Expert Member

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    kuvaa nguo mpya mpaka sikukuu.
     
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    stuart New Member

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    kuamsha mgonjwa usingizini ili umpe dawa ya usingizi
     
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    aduwilly JF-Expert Member

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    binti kuvaa nguo fupi na kuanza kuivuta akikaa ili ifunike mapaja
     
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    mzeelapa JF-Expert Member

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    Wewe ndio mjinga peke yako usiyeelewa maana ya thread za Jokes/Utani
     
  19. Maayo

    Maayo JF-Expert Member

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    Ujinga zaidi ni kusema hii ni thread ya kijinga haluf unajiita mjinga.
     
  20. Jeji

    Jeji JF-Expert Member

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    zote ni ujinga kasoro ya kupiga kiwi viatu, maana unakuwa smart.
     
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