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Upepo umeleta mvua.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Ezsdon, Mar 8, 2012.

  1. Ezsdon

    Ezsdon Member

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    Katika hali ya kushangaza jamaa mmoja mwenye matatizo ya kwenda haja kubwa bila kujijua akifika mshindo, alikutana na demu mwenye tatizo la kwenda haja ndogo akifika mshindo. Baada ya maelewano wakaenda kulifanya tendo, katikati ya mchezo utamu uliponoga mara jamaa akapumua,
    Demu- "we vipi?"
    Jamaa-"ahh ufh upepo tu".
    Shughuli ikaendelea tena, ghafla demu akaachia haja ndogo.
    Jamaa akatahamak-"nin hiki?"
    Demu-" ah si upepo umeleta mvua. Ghafla jamaa nae kamaliza haja kubwa hiyo.
    Demu-" kha! Imekuwaje?"
    Jamaa-" dah mvua imeleta matope".
     
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    mjanjamimi Member

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    Umeifunza nini jamii hapa.?
    mambo mengine sijui kama
     
  3. Mussa kiraka

    Mussa kiraka Senior Member

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    Mhh! sijui?
     
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    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    Teh teh teh.
     
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    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    imetulia kiasi flani
     
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    Sugar-a Senior Member

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    Scanning.....1%
    26789 threats found
    File corrupted.
     
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    Wa Nyumbani JF-Expert Member

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    Uchafuuuu
     
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    Jakubumba JF-Expert Member

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    Jf ina kila aina ya viumbe hai aisee
     
  9. Ezsdon

    Ezsdon Member

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    Mjanja utani sio mpaka ujifunze, if you can't laugh to a joke then you got a problem.
     
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    one love New Member

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    . Umenena kaka..
     
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