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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Pure Mathematics, Mar 9, 2012.

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    Pure Mathematics Senior Member

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    Mdingi m1 alikua anadaiwa, siku ya kulipa ikafika akawa hana "mshiko" wa kulipa deni, hivyo akamwambia mwanae mdogo wa kiume: "Baba PM akija mwambie baba amesafiri kwenda Zanzibar". Muda si mrefu mdai akafika, mazungumzo yalikua hivi:
    Mdai: Kijana hujambo?
    Mtoto: Sijambo shkamo'
    Mdai: Marhabaa, baba nimemkuta?
    Mtoto: Baba hayupo, amesafiri kwenda Zanzibar.
    Mdai: Amesema atarudi lini?
    Mtoto: Daah, hiyo hajaniambia, subiri kidogo niende ndani nikamuulize!
     
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    Steang JF-Expert Member

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    asanteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
     
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    mzabzab JF-Expert Member

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    dogo kweli hamnazoooooo
     
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    hahahaaaa...huyo dogo atakua marwaaa
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Wazee wa Musoma
     
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    Maayo JF-Expert Member

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    Huyo alikuwa little Johny
     
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    Julias Member

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    Huyu dogo naye ana akili kama za kima angemwambia mi sijui au akipata nauli ndo atarudisha makanyagio yake nyumbani....nna uhakika yule mzee angeishiwa maneno...
     
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    Bambanza jr. JF-Expert Member

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    Kame kariri kama ccm tu!
     
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    Perry JF-Expert Member

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    Nimecheka.
     
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    DAWA YA SIKIO JF-Expert Member

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    tehe tehe tehe !
     
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    jchofachogenda JF-Expert Member

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    Kichekesho cha zamani sana hiki, toka enzi za gazeti la Sani.
     
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