Uongo

[Pure Mathematics]

Mdingi m1 alikua anadaiwa, siku ya kulipa ikafika akawa hana "mshiko" wa kulipa deni, hivyo akamwambia mwanae mdogo wa kiume: "Baba PM akija mwambie baba amesafiri kwenda Zanzibar". Muda si mrefu mdai akafika, mazungumzo yalikua hivi:
Mdai: Kijana hujambo?
Mtoto: Sijambo shkamo'
Mdai: Marhabaa, baba nimemkuta?
Mtoto: Baba hayupo, amesafiri kwenda Zanzibar.
Mdai: Amesema atarudi lini?
Mtoto: Daah, hiyo hajaniambia, subiri kidogo niende ndani nikamuulize!

 

[Steang]

asanteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[mzabzab]

dogo kweli hamnazoooooo

 

[serio]

hahahaaaa...huyo dogo atakua marwaaa

 

[THK DJAYZZ]

hahahaaaa...huyo dogo atakua marwaaa

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[Maayo]

Huyo alikuwa little Johny

 

[Julias]

Huyu dogo naye ana akili kama za kima angemwambia mi sijui au akipata nauli ndo atarudisha makanyagio yake nyumbani....nna uhakika yule mzee angeishiwa maneno...

 

[Bambanza jr.]

Kame kariri kama ccm tu!

 

[Perry]

Nimecheka.

 

[DAWA YA SIKIO]

Kame kariri kama ccm tu!

tehe tehe tehe !

 

[jchofachogenda]

Kichekesho cha zamani sana hiki, toka enzi za gazeti la Sani.