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Ungeuaje soo hili!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Jaguar, Oct 17, 2012.

  1. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Umefika zako dukani,unataka kununua condom za kwenda kuchakachulia kwingineko,ile unasema "muuzaji naomba unipatie co....",unageuka nyuma unakutana uso kwa macho na mama watoto wako.Hii sentensi yako uliyokwisha ianzisha utaimalizia vipi ili kuepusha shari na amani iendelee kutamalaki ndani ya nyumba?
     
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    Madoido Senior Member

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    Imekula kwako,,,mwanamme wa kweli ni yule anayekubali consequence of his action
     
  3. nameless girl

    nameless girl JF-Expert Member

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    cocacola
     
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    Sheshejr JF-Expert Member

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    bhaaaaaasii....
     
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    MTENDAHAKI JF-Expert Member

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    co.....coa!co...conut!
     
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    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    Konyagi
     
  7. Ralphryder

    Ralphryder JF-Expert Member

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    Co...Kofia!
     
  8. Daudi Mchambuzi

    Daudi Mchambuzi JF-Expert Member

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    CO..FTA!

    Sent from my BlackBerry 9700 using JamiiForums
     
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    SHERRIE Member

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    Hahaha nimeipenda hii, halafu unakohoa kidogo...
     
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    Co....flin
     
  11. MatikaC

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    kopo la NIDO tena lile kubwa kabisa....nataka nikanywe chai na mama watoto wangu...
     
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    wakunyata Member

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    Co... cocoa ile yenye maziwa, tena bahati nzuri na wife kaja mpatie turudi zetu home! au siyo honey wangu?
     
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    Heart JF-Expert Member

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    Co...commercial break kidogo...# huku ukitabasamu..
     
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    umetisha mkuu!
     
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    Heart JF-Expert Member

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    Hapo unasema hivyo kumbe umesahau uliwah kumwambia hupendi kabisa ladha ya cocoa..maana zinakuchefua..kudadadeeeki..
     
  16. Lugi Niclous

    Lugi Niclous Member

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    da wanawake mungu wao alikuwa mitamdanganya kwa kusema mamaaa nilivyokuona nyuma yang nikaamuj nikutanie nilijua tu utakasirika .
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Co..co...co..zile za wadada wanazo vaa harusin jaman.

    Near by Tukuyu sec. Mbeya
     
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    MatikaC JF-Expert Member

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    colgate
     
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    mwagisa Member

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    hahaha
     
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    mwagisa Member

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    Coton biters
     
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