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Ungependa kua mnyama ngani?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Going Concern, Oct 4, 2011.

  1. Going Concern

    Going Concern JF-Expert Member

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    Leo ni siku ya wanyama duniani! Kama tungeubwa wanyama ungependa kua mnyama gn? Na kwanini?
     
  2. TANMO

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    Tembo, ningekuwa natoa kichapo hevi kwa wale wanaojifanya machi noo....
     
  3. Bujibuji

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    Nyegere..............


    Ona timbili lake
     
  4. Husninyo

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    Ng'ombe jike.
     
  5. Victoire

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    Im proud of who im.Homo sapiens
     
  6. TANMO

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    Mmm, kwa nini?
     
  7. Sniper

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    Kuna mnyama anaitwa 'honey badger' sijui kwa kiswahili anaitwaje, mnisaidie. Ningependa kuwa huyo!
    honeybadger3.jpg
     
  8. Husninyo

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    ningekuwa nakunywa maziwa yangu.
     
  9. Bujibuji

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    ndio nyegere huyu. Kama mimi nilivyo, muziki wake ni noma tupu
     
  10. TANMO

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    Mmm, mwanao angekula nini sasa?
     
  11. Rose1980

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    kima..
     
  12. Mshume Kiyate

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    Chatu Dume!
     
  13. Mshume Kiyate

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    Chatu dume! Ningekutafuna hahahaha!!
     
  14. Roulette

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    Simba dume. No hunting, no nursing, just "looking" after the females of my herd
     
  15. God knows

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    Mhhhh! Kazi ipo..................
     
  16. God knows

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    Jogoo!
     
  17. Bujibuji

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    mi chawa jike, nataga mayai milioni 6 kwa siku
     
  18. Vinci

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    hahahaha....kwanini ungependa kuwa huyu mnyama...wewe unawivu kama yeye...Nyegere mkuu.....huyu anawivu ile mbaya akiwa na jike....hata jani tuu likigusa ile sehemu...atalichakaza kabisa....
     
  19. Jaguar

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    ahahahaah!huyo anaitwa honey badger au rattle na kwa kiswahili anaitwa NYEGERE,huyu kiumbe ana umbo dogo lakini balaa lake kama sheikh aliyelishwa kitimoto.Kama unakumbuka ile movie ya The GODS must be crazy aliuma tairi la ndege ndogo mpaka likapasuka,huyu mdudu ni mbishi zaidi ya CHADEMA,inasemekana hata chui ili amle ni lazima ajipange kisawasawa,mi mwenyewe ningependa kuwa yeye!
     
  20. Jaguar

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    Huyo ng'ombe jike atatoa maziwa baada ya ng'ombe dume kuwajibika au siyo?
     
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