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Discussion in 'Habari na Hoja mchanganyiko' started by Lekanjobe Kubinika, Aug 12, 2009.

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    Lekanjobe Kubinika JF-Expert Member

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    One Friday morning, As a result of doing things in a hurry, John unknowingly,
    carried his wife's mobile phone leaving behind his own (they had similar handsets). After
    he had gone, his wife Jane noticed the mix-up but it was too late for her to do anything about it. She thought for a while and decided to carry her husband's phone in case he came back for it.

    On arriving at his place of work John noticed that he had
    confused his wife's phone for his but decided not to go back for
    it. He sighed deeply because he knew his wife could access romantic messages sent by his many mistresses.

    His wife too was disgusted because she had several toy
    boys.

    Drama began to unfold when John received an SMS intended
    for his wife sent by somebody saved as ‘Peter-Taxi’, which
    read, "Hi sweetie, ope yo monin’ is fine, 4 me am okay just mad! My love 4 you kills me. I couldn't stop
    dreaming about you even after we met last evening coz you
    hold the password to ma heart." John was shocked to see this
    and thought he understood why his wife had come home late the previous evening. He decided to stay numb to see what more would come.

    After one hour he received another SMS from somebody saved
    as ‘Suan-Salon’which read, Monin darling, ope ur fine, am also fine but not so fine without seeing you next to me coz you control every part of
    ma heart. Niceday sweetie, see you at lunch."

    Hunger strike!
    The third SMS ticked in from somebody saved as‘Winnie-Handbags’which read, "Monin ma beautiful queen, I wish you were
    a gum, I would chew you every time, you make me feel young like I was born yesterday, you without whom I would go on a hunger strike. Have a bright day ma dear."

    John was deeply shocked by these messages but knew that on
    the other sidehis wife might be seeing drama too.

    Meanwhile, Jane had seen even more than her husband. She
    had received three messages from three women that clearly
    showed they were his mistresses. The first SMS was from a woman saved as'‘Ochieng-Car wash” which read, ''Hi deah how's ur monin? 4 me am okay with ur son here, he says he loves you so much n you should come n stay with us. gday."

    Always penniless...
    Jane almost fainted on seeing this because she could not
    believe that her husband had a son outside marriage.

    Before her anger was over, she received a second SMS
    from' ‘Omosh-Kinyozi’which read, ''Monin ma deah, ope ur enjoyin ur day.Mine can't be complete without you. Everytime I sleep in this house you bought 4 me I dream 2 love u always. The BM u bought me is perfect on road. Thanks,g’day."

    The last message came from ‘Karanja-Electician’ and read, ‘‘Sasa honey? Ope uko poa, mimi niko fiti hapa hm, lakini nikumiss
    sana . But honey kuna doh tunadaiwa za project 40k, nita come unishow vile tutalipa. Nice day love you big."

    Jane had found the answer to why her husband was always
    penniless!

    When evening came John and Jane met at home. They could
    hardly talk but only stared at one another with suspicion.

    Then they called me to intervene, sincerely how could I
    solve that???????

    Please help….

    Mi-shashindwa.

    Leka
     
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