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Ungekuwa wewe ungemfanya nini mlevi huyu?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mbimbinho, Mar 31, 2012.

  1. Mbimbinho

    Mbimbinho JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa alikuwa amelaa na mkewe. Saa tisa ya usiku wakaamshwa na mtu akipiga hodi mlangoni kwao. Wakabishana nani akafungue, hatimae mume akiwa usingizini kaenda na kufungua mlango.

    Akamkuta jamaa kalewa sana mlangoni kwao:

    MUME: Nini tena mheshimiwa kuamshana saa hizi?
    MLEVI: Naomba uje unisukume.

    Jamaa akiamini kuwa pengine kuna gari la huyu mlevi limezima jirani akamwambia subiri nikavae viatu. Baada ya kuvaa viatu akatoka na wakaanza kusindikizana na mlevi. Mlevi akaongoza njia mpaka kwenye mabembea ya jirani akakaa kwenye bembea moja na kumgeukia jamaa na kumwambia,
    MLEVI: Okay nisukume basi..

     
  2. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa......
    mimi namshusha,nampeleka karibu na moto...alafu namsukuma!!!!
     
  3. Mussa kiraka

    Mussa kiraka Senior Member

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    namkata makofi mpaka kunakucha.
     
  4. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Huoni kama na wewe unakuwa umejipa bonge la adhabu???
     
  5. Ariella A.K

    Ariella A.K Senior Member

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    Hy aliyefungua mlango naye mwendawazimu...alipoona anatembezwa alijua ndo anasukuma?
     
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    Ahahaha, ndugu asante nimecheka, nilikuwa sijacheka siku nzima
     
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    namwambia subiri, naenda kumuita wife, namwambia haya msukume... me narudi zangu kulala
     
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    Luciun Ronald New Member

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    Duh!hy nayo kal,kwangu angechezea kichapo 2.
     
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    ha ha ha JF-Expert Member

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    ntamsukuma kwa nyuma kama alivyotaka.
     
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    Alipokuwa anatembezwa yeye alijua ndio anapelekwa gari lilipozimikia ili amsukume, kumbe bembea!
     
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    holygrail JF-Expert Member

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    hahaha.....hi kali. me ningempiga makofi kwa hasira.
     
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    Dah hyo nomaaa
     
  13. Mbimbinho

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    Pamoja sniper..!
     
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    duh! Nimecheka kweli kweli.
     
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    Kama ni mimi nachukua ile kamba ya bembea kisha namfungia shingoni ili abembee vizuri.
     
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    Lazima nimsukume hadi pombe zimuishe
     
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    unamwagia maji ya baridi kwanza pombe imtoke ndio unaanza kumhoji
     
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    umenichekesha mkuu lakini hapo utaua jamaaa angu..!
     
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    ningemsukuma ili kwa kila hali wakati anarudi agonge mti kwa nyuma ..! lazima pombe ingeisha tu..!
     
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