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Ungekuwa wewe ndo Mume unge.....

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Jaguar, Dec 27, 2011.

  1. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa karudi home usiku wa manane.Moja kwa moja akazama chumbani,akafunua blanketi,akaiona miguu minne badala ya miwili aliyozoea.Jamaa akafunika blanketi taaratibu,akachukua bonge la rungu,akaitwanga ile miguu kwa nguvu zote halafu akaelekea sebuleni kutuliza hasira.Kutahamaki akamkuta mkewe amejipumzisha sebuleni.Mkewe akamwambia:Wazazi wako wamekuja leo kututembelea,nimewaachia chumba chetu walale,sisi tutafanya maarifa mengine!
     
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    Pure nomaa JF-Expert Member

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    Hapo ni nduki kali,kurudi tena mpaka dr slaa awe rais!
     
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    mbambaguy JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh no way ni kurud na kuchek hal zao
     
  4. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Halafu unajiteteaje?
     
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    nitonye JF-Expert Member

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    unajifanya kama vile hujui kitu
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Hapo nduki balaa
     
  7. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Mkuu heri usingizie hujaona watu ila ulimwona nyoka juu ya kitanda
     
  8. MpigaKura

    MpigaKura JF-Expert Member

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    Kwa desturi zetu za kiafrika ni aibu wakwe kulala kitanda ambacho watoto wao hujipumzisha.

    Anyway, nita apologise lakini watakuwa wamepata funzo pia.
     
  9. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Kuhusu maadili ni kweli mkuu but we are just joking?
     
  10. arabianfalcon

    arabianfalcon JF-Expert Member

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    Duh! huzimi?
     
  11. Angel Nylon

    Angel Nylon JF-Expert Member

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    ntarudi kuwaomba msamaha na kuwambia ukweli kua nlikua na dhanna. Lkn na ya huyo mume nae labda alikua chopy, ndo haijui ht miguu ya mkewe!
     
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    Jeji JF-Expert Member

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    hata mimi nadhani bora useme nyoka au hata panya, maana ni soo.
     
  13. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    hakuna ujanja mwingine
     
  14. Leonard Robert

    Leonard Robert JF-Expert Member

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    naanza kumuomba mungu..nisiwe nimewavunja miguu.
     
  15. Kabakabana

    Kabakabana JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahahahaha
     
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