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uncle Ted

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by dattani, Mar 25, 2012.

  1. dattani

    dattani Member

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    A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.

    He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"

    The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door.

    Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor.

    “You rotten bastard," says the husband, "my wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!!!”
     
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    dmatemu JF-Expert Member

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    Hahaha
     
  3. SHIEKA

    SHIEKA JF-Expert Member

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    Nice joke, revealing the nature of some dumb people. The writing on the wall is in capital letters yet one cant read it! Really strange!
     
  4. Negrodemus

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    uwiih! bila shaka limbwata limehusika.
     
  5. Negrodemus

    Negrodemus JF Gold Member

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    uwiih! bila shaka limbwata limehusika.
     
  6. Ennie

    Ennie JF-Expert Member

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    Basi hilo limbwata kiboko. Kusoma hajui hata picha haoni?
     
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    toghocho JF-Expert Member

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    watu na mapenzi yao, hadi kasahau possibility!!!nice love story
     
  8. Ndibalema

    Ndibalema JF-Expert Member

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    Mume *****.
     
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