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Unazikumbuka enzi hizi kabla hujatokwa na maziwa?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Nazjaz, May 4, 2011.

  1. Nazjaz

    Nazjaz JF-Expert Member

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    Ukidanganya, wenzio wakikushtukia wanakwambia "APIA" au wanakwambia "TUKUPIGE MSALABA KWENYE PAJI LA USO"
    Kweli tumetoka mbali, tulikuwa tunaogopa sana viapo na kuchorwa Msalaba.
     
  2. Humphnicky

    Humphnicky JF-Expert Member

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    Umenikumbusha mbali sana, enzi hizo niko Sunday School Moravian Mbeya mjini, mwalimu wetu wa kwaya akiitwa Mwaijumba.
     
  3. wapalepale

    wapalepale JF-Expert Member

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    me nilikuwa mtukutu, wakinichira msalaba baadae nafuta usoni naasume nimesawazisha madhambi
     
  4. Nazjaz

    Nazjaz JF-Expert Member

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    kweli we ni mtoto wa shetani
     
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    Gad ONEYA JF-Expert Member

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    :A S cry:
     
  6. Nazjaz

    Nazjaz JF-Expert Member

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    mbona unalia mjaluo wangu, ni nini kimekusibu?
     
  7. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    mi wasichana wakiniambia wanichore msalaba nilikuwa nawaambia tufanye matusi kwanza.
     
  8. sweetlady

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    Bujibuji 'MATUSI' imekukaa sana kichwani leo. Whats wrong????
     
  9. Nazjaz

    Nazjaz JF-Expert Member

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    ana mihemko huyo, sijui tutamsaidiaje?
     
  10. Da Pretty

    Da Pretty JF-Expert Member

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    Mi nilikua bingwa wa kuapa,
    siku moja sister wa mafundisho akatupa story eti kuna mtoto alikua muongo then mwepesi kuapia "Haki ya Mungu" ile ya kupitisha kidole shingoni.
    siku moja akafanya kwa kidole kichwa kikaruka kule!!
    Mbona niliacha, niliogopa kuapia tena.
     
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    Da Pretty JF-Expert Member

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    Makubwa!!!
    Hayo matusi mbona ulikua unapenda sana au ulikua mpiga chabo.
     
  12. itnojec

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    haki ya mama, mi sijadokoa sukari.
     
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    mams JF-Expert Member

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    Utakuwa ulikoswakoswa na ngoma weye?
     
  14. sweetlady

    sweetlady JF-Expert Member

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    Afu mdomoni una mabaki ya sukari kibao. Yan wizi wa sukari unaumbua vibaya!
     
  15. Nazjaz

    Nazjaz JF-Expert Member

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    hata mi nilidokoa sukari na nikaumbulkiwa na shangazi, yaani sukari ilikuwa imesambaa kwenye shumizi yangu ile kiroho mbaya.
     
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    Rweye JF-Expert Member

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    Enzi hzo tujitu twetu tunaitwa dudu.tududu...kengine karefu,kadogo,kakubwa n.k
     
  17. Nazjaz

    Nazjaz JF-Expert Member

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    mi kangu kalikuwa kanaitwa "KOJO"
     
  18. Nazjaz

    Nazjaz JF-Expert Member

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    Bujibuji kama kudinyana kunafanya mtu ujazie basi wewe huko chini umejazia kishenzi, una misuli ka ya paja la Shwaziniga.
     
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    kichomiz JF-Expert Member

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    Umbhombile kikolo.
     
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    kichomiz JF-Expert Member

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    La umenikumbusha mbali sana,kuhusu kudinyana yaani we acha tu.
     
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