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Unaweza kuchaji simu yako kwa dakika kumi tu ndani ya microwave oven

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by kipipili, Dec 27, 2010.

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  1. kipipili

    kipipili JF-Expert Member

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    Nani alijua hili?. Unaweza kuchaji simu yako ilyoishiwa chaji kabisa kwa muda wa dakika kumi tu. Chakufanya, chukua simu yako iweke ndani ya microwave oven, set joto nyuzi 100, seti muda dakika kumi, then start the oven. Baada ya dakika kumi itoe simu yako utaona iko full charged. Jaribu sasa.
     
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    these brains! Give me break
     
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    just try, but not with chinese oven
     
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    How could i have believed you,now my brand new nokia is done for,DONT DO THIS ANYBODY,first my LCD malfunctioned i said well let me put it again bang the battery exploded and my phone was busted.How stupid of me.
     
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    We uliwahi kujaribu nini??Sasa unataka ulipizie kwingine!
     
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    kweli huu utani?
     
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    Dakika 10 za kuchaji simu mbona nyingi sana, dakika 4 zinatosha sana kuchaji simu kwa kutumia original charger...!
     
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    Watu wengine bwana mmepitiliza,wakati unaambiwa betri yako isikae kwenye joto lilozaidi ya nyuzi joto 30 wewe unaweka mia!!!
    1:Lcd itaungua
    2:cover utakuta zimepinda
    3:USIJARIBU KUFANYA HIVYO KWANI HUU NIUPOTOSHA WA MAKUSUDI,MODS HIIZI NDIZO THREAD ZA KUFUTA.
     
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    mimi niliwahi kuingiza chaja katika uke....nikajaribu kuchaji...ilicharge lakini ilikuwa inakata kata
     
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    Inaonekana JF watu wanazeeka akili vibaya. Hizo ni dalili za mtu asiyependa maendeleo ya wanajamii, ni kirusi live online kinapaswa kupigwa vita, hakikubaliki! Ni Kibwetere wa JF.
     
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    Jamani jf vipi tena mnaamua kutupotosha.
    Hivi kwani lazima uanzishe thread?
    Si ubaki mchangiaji tu!
    We kipipi msh**xyz we..
     
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    Hivi kwani lazima uchangie kwa matusi?
    Si ubaki kimya tu!
     
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    kwani nimemtukana?
     
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    uwe unachaji wewe kila siku itakusaidia.you are a jf virus
     
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    Dah! Hii bab kubwa
    Vp simu iwe on au niizime kabisa?
     
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    Viiipi mama,mbona una hasira?Ulijaribisha blackberry yako kwenye oven?Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
     
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    Au mpe mvuta sigara aipumulie dakika 2 tu full charge
     
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    Mi nadhani bora ampatie mlevi wa gongo au chimpumu au wale wanywaji wa mataputapu...! lol!
     
  20. Mitchell

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    kama huna cha kusema si ukae kimya?
     
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