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Unapoandika Msg kuwa Makini....

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Bushbaby, Aug 6, 2011.

  1. Bushbaby

    Bushbaby JF-Expert Member

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    Haya ni mazungumzo ya mama na mtoto kwa msg....


    Mother: I love you Son, you should come with me to church this Sunday it is going to be great..


    Son: Shit I just want some head tho I ain't really tryna f.u.c.k.i.n


    Son: Mama I'm so sorry I meant to send that to somebody else..!! I love you too Mama I'm so sorry


    Mother: You need Jesus. I raised you better than that. You will be at Church with me this Sunday...


    Son: Mom..!! What if I just come home at 3am…?


    Mother: Then I am going to lick your ass out tonight


    Son: What??...!!!


    Mother: I'm being serious…


    Son: Uhmm… that is disgusting... Ok...


    Mother: Sorry I meant Lock not Lick


    Son: Uuhuuu….!!
     
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    uporoto01 JF-Expert Member

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    Kuna mpangaji wa kiume mgeni alimtumia mama mwenye nyumba sms 'mama ulisahau kunipa bili ya uume'. akimaanisha umeme.
     
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    Hapo ni notice
     
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    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    Lolo lolooo!
     
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    uporoto01 JF-Expert Member

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    Tena mama mwenye nyumba alikuwa mlokole,akaja siku ya pili na kumrudishia kijana hela yake ya kodi bila kusema kitu.jamaa alishaipenda nyumba ile ilikuwa tulivu na hamna tatizo la maji.
     
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    Mshume Kiyate JF-Expert Member

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    Duuu!! Noma sana
     
  7. Bushbaby

    Bushbaby JF-Expert Member

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    hizi haraka nyingine bana.....
     
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    Karry JF-Expert Member

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    dah hiyo balaa alitakiwa arekebishe msg yake kabla ya kutwanga notice
     
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    Ndo maana mie napenda kutwanga kuliko k-sms
     
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    Omary sebene Member

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    Sio mdomo tu ndio unachoka kuongea hata mikono pia inachoka kuandika
     
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    Misterdennis JF-Expert Member

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    Huu ndio ushauri mzuri haswaa. Hauna kumbukumbu wala nini .... inapokuja kwenye malumbano eti ulisema hivi ..... anakuwa hana ushahidi wowote, it's your word against his/hers.
     
  12. Pasco_jr_ngumi

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    bili ya UUME.......??????
     
  13. Amoeba

    Amoeba JF-Expert Member

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    Bili ya uume!!!!! hahaaa Ila hayo ni mazoea yasiyo namaana; wewe utamtumiaje mtu mzima msg bana, tena mama na heshima zake-tena mke wa mtu umemzoea vp!!! twanga simu, siyo unaanzisha mazoea ya msg na wake za watu!! hahaaaa
     
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    Mateka Senior Member

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    Jamaa mwingine alituma "Niandalie uchi wa moto leo na hamu nao" badala ya "Niandalie uji wa moto..."
     
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    Utamaduni JF-Expert Member

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    ha hahaha, umenikumbusha kuna ile moja iliwahi kuwa hapa jamaa kasafiri alipofika akamtumia msg mkewe "Honey, the place is so cool here, am having fan, I wish you were HER"

    Instead of HERE
     
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    Angel Nylon JF-Expert Member

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    Yeah, one spelling mistake can destroy a marriage
     
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