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Unapenda sana pesa eeeenh?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Sokwe Mjanja, Oct 30, 2011.

  1. Sokwe Mjanja

    Sokwe Mjanja JF-Expert Member

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    Johnny wanted to screw a girl in his office.....but she belonged to someone else...
    One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I'll give you a 1000 dollars if you let me screw you....but the girl said NO.
    Johnny said I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, I'll be finished by the time you pick it up.
    She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend.....so she called her boyfriend and told him the story.
    Her boyfriend says ask him for 2000 dollars, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down. So she agrees and accepts the proposal.
    Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 mins the boyfriend calls and asks what happened......
    She said "THE BASTARD USED COINS!!!".
     
  2. G

    Grey87 Member

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    Daaah!2000$ cyomchzo jamaa atamalza shughul bi shost anaokota 2,njema cna nothn come 4m above!ha ha ha ha
     
  3. dubu

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    duh!..
     
  4. HorsePower

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    Nafikri inafundisha watu kuwa makini na maamuzi yao ...
     
  5. mchemsho

    mchemsho JF-Expert Member

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    Wala hamkomoi, anampa maraha tu.!
     
  6. mysteryman

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    Hahahahaha dah..,,.jamaa anapiga anapumzika anakoga anavuta sigara anakuja anapiga tena anaenda dukani kuongeza ndom . . . . . . .lol
     
  7. Mkurya halisi

    Mkurya halisi Member

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    inabidi atafute ufagio azikusanye otherwiz watakesha!!!!!
     
  8. AMINATA 9

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    hhaaaaaaaaa loh!
     
  9. Mess

    Mess JF-Expert Member

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    Du ! hiyo ndo raha ya pesa. Mnasikia nyie viboy friend mkipigiwa simu mkubali mie nitatoa mia tano tano harafu nawasha feni speed zoote atakimbizana nayo humo ndani mpaka basi.
     
  10. Masika

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    Haa ha aaa ya leo kali
     
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