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Unaomba je mashine!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by KakaKiiza, Dec 13, 2010.

  1. KakaKiiza

    KakaKiiza JF-Expert Member

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    Hapa ni baadhi ya makabila yaombavyo tendo landoa kwa wenza wao!

    • WAKURYA:Mama Bhoke rara chini ni kurenge!
    • WAMASAI:Mama yoyo nipe ile kitu namesa mwensake!
    • WAHAYA:Mama Koku infact njoo tuperform!
    • WACHAGA:Mama manka nipe ilekitu iliyofanya Mathawe afirisike!
    • WAPEMBA:MA choro panua paja mti waja!
    Je wewe unaliombaje kwa mpenzi wako??
     
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    Aine JF-Expert Member

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    We Kakakiiza, umenifanya machozi yanimwagike kama mvua kwa kucheka :A S crown-1::A S crown-1::A S crown-1::A S crown-1: :A S crown-1:
     
  3. KakaKiiza

    KakaKiiza JF-Expert Member

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    Pole ila wewe niipi unaipenda??
     
  4. roselyne1

    roselyne1 JF-Expert Member

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    hahhaa wahaya bwana....
     
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    Aine JF-Expert Member

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    Hiyo ya wakurya kali kweli haa haaaa haaaaaaaaaaa teeeeeeee teeeeeee, thanks, you have made ma day thanks again
     
  6. Fidel80

    Fidel80 JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahahaha si mchezo
     
  7. TUKUTUKU

    TUKUTUKU JF-Expert Member

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    Mh!safi sana!mkuu vipi wewe ni mpemba nini?
     
  8. Deodat

    Deodat JF-Expert Member

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    kwi! kwi! kwi! imebidi nikae chini ya meza ili bosi asijue kama niko kwenye JF, duuh, hiyo ya Wapemba imenimaliza kabisa! th! th! th! teh! teh! teh!
     
  9. N

    Navoyne JF-Expert Member

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    Duh hii inanikumbusha story ya wanyakyusa wakiwawanatongozana, mwakareli ukiona nipo kimya naona aibu hukunasugua vidole chini ujue nimekubali.
    aaaah aah u made my day more brighter
     
  10. Mtego wa Noti

    Mtego wa Noti JF-Expert Member

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    KkakaKaiza bwana...hii imekaa vizuri aisee
     
  11. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    oyaa hebu nisogezee tundu hilo
     
  12. Lady N

    Lady N JF-Expert Member

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    wewe mama Haika nitaacha!
    halafu hiyo sosej na mayai mawili!!!!!!!
     
  13. Lady N

    Lady N JF-Expert Member

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    ukiniambia hivyo walah sikupi!!! hah!
     
  14. Pearl

    Pearl JF-Expert Member

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    mpz leo nimekuandalia kitu kizuriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii,(Tamu yako)naomba usiwe na mawazo,kula vzr,usikasirike maana nataka kukutoa machovu na mawazo tele tafadhali naomba uwahi kurudi baba,nakupenda sana.
     
  15. Mtaalam

    Mtaalam JF-Expert Member

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    aiseee,walaaaaaaaaiiiiii,
     
  16. Ngalikihinja

    Ngalikihinja JF-Expert Member

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    Aaaaaaffuuuu we nakufahamu na kukujuwa juuuuuu
     
  17. Ngalikihinja

    Ngalikihinja JF-Expert Member

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    Yaani kwa maneno haya..............hata kama nilikuwa na mpango wa kwenda mpango wa kando naghairisha.............
     
  18. Pearl

    Pearl JF-Expert Member

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    tena unamuongezea nimekupikia na kile chakula ukipendacho,ugali kwa mlenda na dagaa pembeni,tena nimekutengenezea na juic ya parachichi,na mjomba livyokuja jana alileta tende hivyo nimekubakishia na kijipande cha chungwa,maana asb leo uliniachia hela nyingi sana,elfu 1500,hivyo imetosha kununua na kamboga ka majani uongeze damu babangu.
     
  19. Ngalikihinja

    Ngalikihinja JF-Expert Member

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    Hii ni Shuntama ............a.k.a Limbwata ya matendo.................
     
  20. Nzi

    Nzi JF-Expert Member

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    Aiseee. Hayo maneno matamu ya Pearl ndo yameenda kidato. Kwa maneno hayo hakyanani hata kama nina kazi ya deadline ya mwakani,ntaichapa iyo kazi ili niimalize leo leo kabla sijaenda kutana na babe anaetoa maneno matamu ka ya Pearl.
     
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