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Unaanzaje kuamulia ugomvi kama huu?

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by M-bongotz, Oct 11, 2011.

  1. M-bongotz

    M-bongotz JF-Expert Member

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    This is the best and most civil way to have a fight between husband and wife instead of resorting to physical force...


    I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
    I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
    Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack


    God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
    He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
    He saw me in the dark, he created light.
    He saw me without problems, he created YOU.


    Twinkle twinkle little star
    You should know what you are
    And once you know what you are
    Mental hospital is not so far.


    The rain makes all things beautiful.
    The grass and flowers too.
    If rain makes all things beautiful
    Why doesn't it rain on you?


    Roses are red; Violets are blue
    Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
    Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
    Not in cage but outside, laughing at you

  2. Mchaka Mchaka

    Mchaka Mchaka JF Bronze Member

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    heading kule, ujumbe kuleeee!
  3. Mzee wa Rula

    Mzee wa Rula JF-Expert Member

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    Hapo sasa, message za kwenye e mail ameitupa kama ilivyo JF.
  4. Vin Diesel

    Vin Diesel JF Gold Member

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    Dah! hii kali sana!