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Una Boy Friend?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kiresua, Jul 1, 2012.

  1. Kiresua

    Kiresua JF-Expert Member

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    Mrembo mmoja alipokea cm ya namba ngeni na mazungumzo yakawa hivi ;-

    NAMBA NGENI: hallow, una boyfriend..??

    MREMBO: ndio ninae kwn wee nan ??

    NAMBA NGENI: mimi baba ako kumbe una boyfriend nikirud utanitambua.

    ....simu ikakatika...


    Mrembo akiwa na mawazo nini afanye simu ikaita
    tena kwa namba ngeni tofauti na ya mwnzo:

    NAMBA NGENI: hallow, una boyfriend??

    MREMBO: hapana cna.

    NAMBA NGENI: vipi mpenzz?? Ina maana
    umensaliti??

    MREMBO: hapana bby nlijua baba kanipigia simu sasa hiv.

    NAMBA NGENI: ni mimi baba yako, nilitaka kuhakikisha tu kama kweli una boyfriend, nakwambia utanikoma leoo!

    Enjoy!!
     
  2. Kibwebwe

    Kibwebwe JF-Expert Member

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    Kwi kwi kwi
     
  3. felinda

    felinda JF-Expert Member

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    hiyo imetokelezea....big up
     
  4. Vegetarian

    Vegetarian JF-Expert Member

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    Ahaa...haaa... We mkaree imebidi nihairishe kucheki mechi kwa muda.
     
  5. s

    sapaka Member

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    ha ha ha ha.umenitisha tiririsha zaidi.
     
  6. princess enny

    princess enny JF-Expert Member

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    haha hahaha hah ha hhaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!! hyo ni zaid ya kali binti hatopokea sim tenah huyo especialy namba ngeni
     
  7. ummu kulthum

    ummu kulthum JF-Expert Member

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    halo halowwwwwwww
     
  8. MC babuu

    MC babuu Member

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    Hahahah duh uyo baba ni mjeruman coz ana mastaplan
     
  9. grafani11

    grafani11 JF-Expert Member

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    Msinisifie sana jamani, nilitaka nihakikishe tu kama mwanangu bado ana password au imeondolewa tayari, manake kuna kibopa wa serikali ameniahidi sehemu ya chenji ya rada akimkuta na password.

    Hapa nilipo nina machungu ya kukosa kitita....
     
  10. KARIA

    KARIA JF-Expert Member

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    Kwa wadada wa sasa kuikuta password mmhh labda umsaini ndani ndani ila kwa hapa mjini dharulaaa!
     
  11. Catherine

    Catherine JF-Expert Member

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    Teh teh teh teh! Hatupokei namba ngeni sasa
     
  12. Khalifab

    Khalifab Member

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    kwikwikwikwikwik aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
     
  13. ngulinho

    ngulinho JF-Expert Member

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    te te te te te te te te:israel::israel:
     
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