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Umuhimu Wa Kunywa Bia Kwa Wingi........

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Asprin, Mar 17, 2010.

  1. Asprin

    Asprin JF-Expert Member

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    I don't think you have ever heard the concept explained any better than this .

    Well you see, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the heard is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

    In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.'

    Need I say More?
     
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    Teamo JF-Expert Member

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    JUKWAA LIMEKUPENDA HILI!ngoja nitarudi sasa hivi
     
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    Bigirita JF-Expert Member

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    Dada, Bia tatu kwa yule mlevi pale. Mpe na bili yake kabisa.
    halafu mwambie hii wiki nzima aje kunywa bia tano kila siku, nipigie hesabu nikulipe kabisa....
     
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    Asprin JF-Expert Member

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    Soore sana. Nilifikiri leo Ijumaa. Dah! Hangover bana!
     
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    Asprin JF-Expert Member

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    Ningeshangaa usingeandika chochote kwenye hii sredi ya hobi yako.
     
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    Nesindiso Sir JF-Expert Member

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    Nimesubiria ifike ijumaa kabisa! Ngoja nielekee kwenye masanga!!!
     
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    Bigirita JF-Expert Member

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    Wakati naelekea Rombo green view, kakague kule juu!!
     
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