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Umri wako.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Jaguar, May 21, 2011.

  1. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    (a)3(N+1)=M. (b)M-(2N+3)=P. Substitute N kwa umri wako,jibu la equation(b) i.e P=umri wako!mfano umri wako ni miaka 21,then;(a)3(21+1)=66;(b)66-(42+3)=21 ambao ndo umri wako!
     
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    SAM wa KILUNGU Member

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    mbona sijaelewa
     
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    Ahahahaaah!! Mambo ya hesabu hayo!
     
  4. Jaluo_Nyeupe

    Jaluo_Nyeupe JF-Expert Member

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    na yanahitaji wito ili kuelewa.
     
  5. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Let me explain; (i)chukua umri wako,jumlisha na 1,jibu utakalopata lizidishe mara 3.Jibu utakalopata tulipe jina A. (ii)Chukua umri wako,uzidishe mara 2,kisha jumlisha na 3.jibu utakalopata tulipe jina B. (iii)A-B=Umri wako!
     
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    sijakuelewa kabsaaa... mi nilijua umeleta swali!
     
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    tumia 4 figa na calculator
     
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    Pota JF-Expert Member

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    samahani nikichukua umri wa mtu mwingine inabidi nijumlishe na 2 au inakuwaje?
     
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    Pota JF-Expert Member

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    thanx very 4 ur useful puzzles. but umebadilisha gamba la avatar....mmmmmmmmmhhhhhh! afu unatoa vipazo vya hesabu........
    yaaani avatar yako yenyewe kwa sasa c shirikishi then unatoa namba. nadhani uwe unaandika sana thread za vitisho, mauaji nk
    otherwise watu tutakuwa tunaogopa kabisaaaa namba
     
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    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Acha vituko pota!!
     
  11. blackdog

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    kwa wale tuliopitia Mahesabu ukiondoa mabano unapata N=P, ipo sawa waelimishe wana JF
    solution
    3(N+1)=M. (b)M-(2N+3)=P.
    3(N+1)-(2N+3)=P.
    3N+3-2N-3=P
    3N-2N=P
    N=P
    N=P ni umri wako takao jaza
     
  12. data

    data JF-Expert Member

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    nani kauruhusu kutumia picha ya Mh. ??
     
  13. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    duh!ninalo.
     
  14. TANMO

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    Mh, mkimaliza kujadili Hesabu zenu mtuambie, ili turudi!!:dance::dance:
     
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    Duh kweli heshabu ni kama baskeli, kama hujui kuendesha huji tu, na kama unajua unajua tu full stop.:A S-confused1::A S-confused1::A S-confused1:
     
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    Sasa kama nimeishaweka umri wangu, kwene huo mlolongo wote wa hesabu natafuta nini? Haya si ndio yale mambo ya 2x+3=7 find x? Wakati x kila mtu anaiona hapo.
     
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    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Reversible equation,siku zote kwenye equation za ku-guess umri ni lazima uanze na umri wa mtu,then utamwambia either zidisha mara kadhaa,au gawa kwa namba fulani,mwisho wa siku utarudi pale pale.
     
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    ni kweli bwana hata mimi nimejaribu nimeona hiyo equation.
     
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    Inaonyesha BAM o, level ulitaga sidhani kama utaelewa.
     
  20. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Mmmmmmh!
     
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