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Umewaza mbaliii!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Viol, Jan 6, 2012.

  1. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Akatoa blauzi na mimi nikatoa shati,
    akatoa sidiria na mimi nikatoa vesti,
    akatoa skintyt na mimi nikatoa bukta,
    akatoa ch*pi na mimi nikatoa.
    tukabaki tunaangaliana,ikabidi nitoe pochi halafu nikalipia nguo tulizonunua na ndo ikawa mwisho wa shopping yetu.
     
  2. nitonye

    nitonye JF-Expert Member

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    nani mimi au wewe uliyetoa upupu
     
  3. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa mmoja alienda safarini na kuingia hoteli nzuri,alipofika chumbani akafurahi kukuta computer na internet imeunganishwa,haraka haraka akaanza kumwandikia mkewe ila kwa bahati mbaya alituma kwenye e-mail id ya jirani yake,mwanamke aliyefiwa na mmewe,mama wa watu aliporudi kutoka kwenye mazishi akaanza kusoma emails zake,alipoisoma ya jamaa akazimi.
    email ilikuwa inasema.

    habari mke wangu mpenz,nimefika salama na nimepokelewa salama,kuna computer na internet na huku ni pazuri,watu ni wazuri na huduma pia,naomba jiandae wala usiogope tunakusubiri kesho,usiogope safari itakuwa fupi.
    naomba kesho usiahirishe kuja ninakusubiri.
    ni mimi kipenzi chako,mmeo
    nakusubiri kesho.
     
  4. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Hasira za nini mkuu.
     
  5. KOKUTONA

    KOKUTONA JF-Expert Member

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    Niliwaza utasema, baada ya kuanaliana tkakumbatiana afu mambo mengine yakaendelea. Mara wote tukawa chooka mbaya.

    Uko juu mkuu.
     
  6. KOKUTONA

    KOKUTONA JF-Expert Member

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    I see, unatishaa
     
  7. OTIS

    OTIS JF-Expert Member

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    Haya mkuu.
    OTIS
     
  8. Leonard Robert

    Leonard Robert JF-Expert Member

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    poa kaka kama kawizi
     
  9. Leonard Robert

    Leonard Robert JF-Expert Member

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    uliposema tukabaki tunaangaliana nikazani NYOKA WA KIBISA lol!
     
  10. Complicator EM

    Complicator EM Senior Member

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    Joke zako mkuu ni za uhakika, big up mkuu nakukubari na ukifika hatua ukakubariwa na mimi ujue JF nzima inazikubali kazi zako.
     
  11. DAWA YA SIKIO

    DAWA YA SIKIO JF-Expert Member

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    REAL ? ! ... Sasa nimeweza kukuelewa vizuri Complicator.
     
  12. Adrian Stepp

    Adrian Stepp Verified User

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    Kwa vigezo vp?? kwani we nani??
     
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