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Umeshindwa kuruka mto...

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by WISDOM SEEDS, Jul 12, 2011.

  1. WISDOM SEEDS

    WISDOM SEEDS JF-Expert Member

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    Siku moja Padre mmoja na sister walikuwa safarini, usiku uliwakuta katika mji mmoja wa kigeni
    hivyo wakalazimika kutafuta mahali pa kujihifadhi ili kutakapokucha waendelee na safari yao.
    Walitafuta sana lakini wakapata hoteli moja tu iliyokuwa imebaki ambayo kulikuwa na chumba
    kimoja tu tena chenye kitanda kimoja.

    Wakalaza gari yao kwenye fensi na kuamua kulala kwenye chumba hicho huku wakitenganishwa
    na mto wa kulalia katikati yao. Asubuhi waliamka mapema sana na kukuta gari yao ikiwa bado
    kwenye fensi, geti limefungwa na mlinzi haonekani. Padre kwa kuona wanachelewa, alimwambia sister
    kuwa anataka aruke ukuta ili akalifungue geti kwa upande wa pili ambao ilikuwa rahisi kutoka...

    Sister akasonya, "Nyoo ulishindwa kuruka mto jana usiku utaweza kuruka ukuta?"
     
  2. De Javu

    De Javu JF-Expert Member

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    Tuma salam, halafu chagua mziki...............:A S thumbs_up:
     
  3. WISDOM SEEDS

    WISDOM SEEDS JF-Expert Member

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    Muziki wowote alioimba baba yako piga
     
  4. King Kong III

    King Kong III JF-Expert Member

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    Haaaaa Haaaaaa sister alikuwa anataka apewe kitu sema padre alizingua!!!!
     
  5. TANMO

    TANMO JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahaaaa!
    Ngoja tusubiri muziki aisee :)
     
  6. Mshume Kiyate

    Mshume Kiyate JF-Expert Member

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    Ahahahahahaha!!
     
  7. First Born

    First Born JF-Expert Member

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    kumbe huwa wanataka ila huwa hawasemi!
     
  8. Raia Fulani

    Raia Fulani JF-Expert Member

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    Mh makubwa!
     
  9. Masaki

    Masaki JF-Expert Member

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    Tehetehetehetehe!
     
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    Bateko Senior Member

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    Du kiukweli iko njema sana, so after that padre guess aliairisha kujump na kumwambia sister warudi ndani
     
  11. WISDOM SEEDS

    WISDOM SEEDS JF-Expert Member

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    Padre hata kama alikuwa hajui kusoma, hata picha hakuona?
    Te teh teh teheeeeee!!!!!!
     
  12. M'bongo

    M'bongo Senior Member

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    Nonsense! Kuvuta bangi si ujanja...
     
  13. Globu

    Globu JF-Expert Member

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    Duh dah hii kali.
     
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