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Umemsikia Frank ? Hebu cheka kidogo hapa .Mods iacheni si siasa lakini ina fundisho

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Lunyungu, Nov 3, 2011.

  1. Lunyungu

    Lunyungu JF-Expert Member

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    Mke wa Frank anajivunia mume mtulivu, hashindi baa na hatongozi videmu. ****
    Akitoka kazini huenda kucheza basketball na hurudi nyakati za dinner. Siku
    moja mkewe akamhurumia. Anachoka na kazi. Mtu gani asiyependa starehe japo
    kidogo?
    Mke akamlazimisha outing, Frank akabisha lakini taxi ikafika. Gonga Club &
    Lodge.
    Walipofika mlangoni tu, mlinzi akaita, “Mambo Frank!” “Poa”
    “Nilidhani huwa huji club, inakuwaje mlinzi anakufahamu?”
    mke akauliza
    “Yule mgambo, mchana analinda ofisini kwetu, usiku anapiga part time hapa”
    akajibu Frank
    Wakachagua meza. Kukaa tu tayari mhudumu ameshaleta castle lager.
    Akamuuliza mama anakunywa nini. Mhudumu alipoondoka mama akauliza,
    “amejuaje unakunywa castle kama hakufahamu?”
    Wakati Frank anajikanyaga aanze vipi kujitetea, mhudumu wa vyumba akawa
    amefika na kuuliza.
    “Mkuu kama kawaida nimekuandalia namba tano, nendeni tu vinywaji nitawaletea
    huko huko”
    Kufikia hapo mama akawa hana simile tena, akanyanyuka akitukana
    ** kama **chizi. Akatoka nje mbio na kuingia katika taxi iliyokuwepo
    pale.
    Wakati anapatana bei na dereva, Frank naye akaingia. Mama
    yakamporomoka matusi kibao na kilio juu. Alipovuta kamasi na kupiga kwikwi
    akamsikia dereve anasema.
    “Duh, eee bwana Frank huyu malaya uliyeokota leo balaaaaaaa kuliko
    wa jana!!!!! Mamaa akazimiaaaaaaaa
     
  2. UmkhontoweSizwe

    UmkhontoweSizwe JF-Expert Member

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    Kumbe ukijifanya mtulivu home unaweza kumzingua my wife wako eeeh!
     
  3. Mcheza Karate

    Mcheza Karate JF-Expert Member

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    Mh! Kwani hujui hii sehemu yake wapi. MODS pelekeni kwenye jukwaa lake.
     
  4. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    wanawake wanapenda sana kudanganywa
     
  5. Mwita25

    Mwita25 JF-Expert Member

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    Mbona sioni uhusiano wake na siasa?
     
  6. Lokissa

    Lokissa JF-Expert Member

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    ishatolewa nadhani mwaka jana mwishoni
    kwenye jukwaa la jokes.
     
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    Mbalinga JF-Expert Member

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    Mods pelekeni panapohusika hii thrad inatupotezea wakati
     
  8. JamboJema

    JamboJema JF-Expert Member

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    Bila kumdanganya mwanamke atakuona zuzu!
     
  9. figganigga

    figganigga JF-Expert Member

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    ndivyo inavyotakiwa.fanya mambo yako kimyakimya mkeo asijue ili kudumisha ndoa.mia
     
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    Bayo Senior Member

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    kwi kwi kwi
     
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    actus Senior Member

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    inakupotezea ww!!!!!ulilazimishwa usome?inaonekana ni jinsi gani unavyopenda kupotezewa wakati mpaka umepata muda wa kusoma na kujibu????
     
  12. BIG X

    BIG X JF-Expert Member

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    Ukisikia Tembo kapanda tolori ndio hiyo. lo!
     
  13. Washawasha

    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    la kuvunda halina ubani. Nalog off
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    kama lina ubani basi umeishiwa nguvu
     
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