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Umemsevu vipi mpenzi wako katika simu??

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Katavi, Mar 1, 2012.

  1. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    mdada kachukua simu ya mpenzi wake akaibip ili aone mpenzi wake kamsev kwa jina gani. Akajua litatokea jina kama Wife, honey, sweety au mpenzi. Lahaula jina lililotokea Agustino Fundi Majeneza.
     
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    beeper!
     
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    unanikumbusha Aisha wa iringa,kuna siku alikuja gheto na simu ya kakaake,akajibip kwa ku2mia cm yangu,likatokea neno 'kenge' kwenye kioo cha cm!kilichoendelea najua mwenyewe....
     
  4. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Kilitokea nini?
     
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    nelly nely JF-Expert Member

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    kaka,nilijua ndo mwisho wa kila kitu,cha ajabu huu ni mwaka wa 4 bado ananifatilia!!!!
     
  6. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Huyo nadhani ana upendo wa dhati,.
     
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    ....Low battery....
     
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    Teh mi nimemsave kwa jina lake then small house nimewasave 'Afande P'..Engineer F...Beeper...unknown
     
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    aloo kumbe uko na huku..?
    samahani ckujua ilo aise
     
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    SI unit JF-Expert Member

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    "cheusi tall" coz ni mrefu mweusi
     
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    Gabmanu Senior Member

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    Mwomba vocha.
     
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    Terimu Member

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    Juma Chogo
     
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    chief72 JF-Expert Member

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    nimemsevu 'low betri' afu na kamlio nimemchagulia kakizushi, then sim ikiita wife akiona huwa ananiwekea kwenye chaja anajua ni kweli low betri kumbe kidosho
     
  14. Muce

    Muce Senior Member

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    Da! Umenikuna, juz nilitrace cm ya mpenz wangu nilichokiona wakat inaita ni katuni imekuwa displayed ikiwa haina jina ni namba tu, Niliboreka sana.
     
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    egbert44 JF-Expert Member

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    Mi nimesave kimeo basi wife akiona anajua nadaiwa anaichunia
     
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    Kwani hata mkijaribu kuficha kwa majina ya ajabu ajabu hivyo mjue tu dunia haina siri lazima siku moja mtaumbuka kama siyo ukimwi utawaumbua
     
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    Imany John Verified User

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    Nimejaliwa kitu kimoja katika akili yangu,hata mwanamke nimpende vipi,lazima jina alilopewa na wazazi wake ndo liwe kwenye simu yangu.

    Kufake name haina nafasi kwangu.
     
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    Mpiga mizinga.
     
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    nimewasave hivi rpc mwanza, rpc kigoma, rpc msoma, ocd nyamagana, ocd kinondoni, ocd temeke, ocd kibaha, hapo utakuwa huru
     
  20. Katavi

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    :lol::lol:.......hii kali!!