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Umelala,ukaota umekufa

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by kilimasera, Jan 25, 2011.

  1. kilimasera

    kilimasera JF-Expert Member

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    Umelala,ukaota umekufa,uko mbinguni,ila malaika akakwambia unanafasi ya kurudi tena duniani.Ila uchague,urudi kama kuku au kama bata.Ukaöna bora kuku.Ukaambiwa lazima ufanye mazoezi ya kutaga,basi ukasukuma,likatoka yai zurii,ukasukuma tena,likatoka lapili zuri sana.Ukaamka,kucheki,dah, umejisaidia ...!
     
  2. Mshiiri

    Mshiiri JF-Expert Member

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    Huu ni ugonjwa wa akili. Ama kwa hakika kama ilivyo vigumu kujisadia kwenye maji ndivyo ilivyo vigumu kujisaidia kitandani
     
  3. spartacus

    spartacus JF-Expert Member

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    haha
     
  4. Lekanjobe Kubinika

    Lekanjobe Kubinika JF-Expert Member

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    Uuuuuwi!
     
  5. NILHAM RASHED

    NILHAM RASHED JF-Expert Member

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    mmmhhh...
     
  6. coscated

    coscated JF-Expert Member

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    mkubwa umefanya utafiti mzuri.
     
  7. kilimasera

    kilimasera JF-Expert Member

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    ni kweli watu wengi wanajisaidia kwenye maji hata taasisi tu zinaelekeza miundombinu yake kwenye vyanzo vya maji
     
  8. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    Yaani tayari nimeisha isikia harufu ya hilo yai viza lako ulilotaga usiku wa kuamkia leo
     
  9. WAKUNJOMBE

    WAKUNJOMBE Senior Member

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    Hivi kunamtu aliwa ota kafa............wataalam wanasema haiwezekani ukaota umekufa...........

    Ila hii kali
     
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