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Uliyo nifanyia yalinifanya niwe mdogo kama piriton

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by figganigga, Jan 19, 2012.

  1. figganigga

    figganigga JF-Expert Member

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    Hellow JF

    Huyu binti nilikuwa nawasiliana naye kwanza kwa PM.

    Hadi tukapanga naye niende kumtembelea Zanzibar. Jumamosi iliyoisha nikafunga safari hadi bandarini.

    Mpango ulikuwa ni kwenda nilale huko. Nikampigia simu ya kwamba napanda boti ya saa nane na akaahidi kuja kunipokea bandari ya zenj.

    Cha ajabu nilipofika zenji na kumpigia simu akanijibu "hivi umeenda kweli mwenzio nakaa Arusha.

    Yale ni mambo ya JF bana figganigga, mi nkaja wantania ati, pole sana".

    Akamalizia na kicheko.

    Nimfanyeje huyu jamani?
     
  2. JS

    JS JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahaha lol umewezwa kweli this time...achana naye tu si mambo ya JF au ulikuwa na mipango mingine nini?
     
  3. Keren_Happuch

    Keren_Happuch JF-Expert Member

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    hahaahahah....LOL. Pole.
     
  4. BelindaJacob

    BelindaJacob JF-Expert Member

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    he he..Pole yako kaka, mzee ukajikoki mpaka zenji!...100
     
  5. Lizzy

    Lizzy JF-Expert Member

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    Umfanyeje kwani unamdai?
    Ndio dawa ya kukurupuka hiyo. . . kila siku na thread za "nikamzimia, nikamtukana, sasa namtaka". Kwa style hiyo only a fool would take you serious. . . too bad you haven't met one yet.
     
  6. N

    Ngekewa JF-Expert Member

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    Naoma wenzetu wamefurahi kweli. Pole kaka sisi ndio tunajuwa machungu ya kukosa mechi wakati ushajitayarisha.
     
  7. The Dude

    The Dude JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahhahahahahahahahahah bro pole sana bro ndo sosho netweking hiyo mweeh!
    It‘s nt funny bt yeah it‘s hillarious and pitiful at the same tym!
     
  8. Mbimbinho

    Mbimbinho JF-Expert Member

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    Nishamjua huyo...)))
     
  9. Mwali

    Mwali JF-Expert Member

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    Zinduna uko wapi rafiki yangu? nimekumisije?
     
  10. TheChoji

    TheChoji JF-Expert Member

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    Umenikumbusha mbali sana kaka. Nilishawahi kuvaa hivyo viatu. Ila pole sana. Ndio mambo ya Jf..
     
  11. Judgement

    Judgement JF-Expert Member

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    Daktari hua halii kwa kumuona mgonjwa aliezidiwa !
    Aidha Jogoo hafi kwa utitiri !
    Geuka kushoto!
    Geuka kulia !
    Angaza upya wapi pa kulipizia !
     
  12. Billie

    Billie JF-Expert Member

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    Labda alifikiri we police mpelelezi bado upo zenj au umerudi tayari nikushauri ka kitu?
     
  13. Tony Almeda

    Tony Almeda JF-Expert Member

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    Dada zako wamefurahia jinsi ulivyoingizwa choo cha kike! pole broda!. Mia
     
  14. h

    hayaka JF-Expert Member

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    kaoge na maji ya moto kisha forget about her. na ujifunze kuwa huwezi pata kila kitu unachokitamani.
     
  15. Aisha Adam

    Aisha Adam JF-Expert Member

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    Dah, hii ndo jf bwana
     
  16. Bishanga

    Bishanga JF-Expert Member

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    mmmmmmhhhh haya bana,huyo ndo Lizzy in her originality! Tough talking ,soft inside,always they are.
     
  17. Cantalisia

    Cantalisia JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahaha!naona umeanza mwaka kwa style ya pekee,pole mwaya,100.
     
  18. COURTESY

    COURTESY JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahaha, ningekutupia ki like sema natumia kimobile...creative!!jf is more than x ray by .....?
     
  19. ndetichia

    ndetichia JF-Expert Member

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    bahati yako ukukata hata tiketi ungeshaa ankoli mia...

    JF is never boring
     
  20. dubu

    dubu JF-Expert Member

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    mapenzi yana tutesa sana.pole sana mkuu. kama vipi muendee kwa sangoma.
     
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