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Ulishawahi kukutana na hili kwenye mikasa ya mapenzi?

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Pdidy, Sep 7, 2011.

  1. Pdidy

    Pdidy JF-Expert Member

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    Hii ni kuwakumbusha tu wale ambao bado wako wanagoogle jamani mke mwema
    mwenzeni nilikutana na dada mmoja wa exim enzi hizo zijui yuko wapi siku hizi
    mzuri anaumbo bashasha ilipofika siku ya kujaribu kama tunaweza ishi pamoja
    binti nikampeleka sinza pale mapambano kushoto kuna ka guest akajaandikwa jina
    sijui kama bado kapo kana geti nyeusi imeandikwa

    """""""""""sukuma hapa""""""""""""""""""""""" opposite na kijitonyama hospitali

    tukaanza kula na kunywa baada ya muda mwenzenu nikazidiwa nikaanza kuwahi
    tunda binti akaanza kugoma ilinichukua dk 20 mpaka kujua kwa nini anankatilia
    anataka kuvua mwenyewe na mie sijazoe kuvuliwa hee gafla aakaenda kwenye kona ya ukuta
    akachukua taulo akajifunga akashusha kila kitu

    mmh machale yakanicheza huyu asije kuwa mwanaume mwenzangu nikaamua na mimi kuvaa
    nguo kujitayarisha kwa lolote..nikamuuliza vipi dear akasema basii tu nikaenda chooni
    niliporudi nikaenda kushika alivyovyua weeeeeee weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    mjini usione wanawake wamependeza wanawane ukazani origin klumbe comedy
    nikakuta kuna dubwasha limetengenezwa kama plastic lina yale mamboyetu nyuma na hips
    pembeni nakwambia nilichuku amuda kujifikiria kablaya kuamua kumwambia tuendele na vinywaji
    enzi hizo ujanani mpaka nikaalala nikaamka nikamwaga twende vipi nikamwambia nahisi
    ninaumwa kichwa sana kama si malaria alipolazimisha nikamwambia nikohoi mwaya kesho tuchekiane

    pengine alikuwa kosa langu wala lako uliekaa kimya ila nivizuri uwe makini usione kila kimeeundwa mjini
    cha kumemena vingine goooooooppp

    jumatano njema
     
  2. bombu

    bombu JF-Expert Member

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    heheheeee, haya bana mambo yenu hayoo. Usione ukadahani..
     
  3. Pdidy

    Pdidy JF-Expert Member

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    Bumbwi bombwa mwaya
     
  4. Makindi N

    Makindi N JF-Expert Member

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    Hiyo kali lazima winga wote urudi..........
     
  5. NYENJENKURU

    NYENJENKURU JF-Expert Member

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    Kwa hiyo figa ilikuwa ya kutengenezwa China?Mmmm kazi kweli kweli.Pole
     
  6. MESTOD

    MESTOD JF-Expert Member

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    Dah, hiki kisa nakifananisha na kimoja kimewahi tokea nikiwa safari kikazi masasi. Nimekoma voda fasta, lazima nikuone ukiwa kanga moja kwanza.
     
  7. Pdidy

    Pdidy JF-Expert Member

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    umeeeeeeeonaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa so usioneeeeeeeee watu wanajazana kanga moja ukhisi wamefwata mashoga wanatakuhakikishiwa jamani je waukweli ama zege mmh mwaya nilikoma imenikumbusha mbali jamaa mmoja alikutana na demu usiku tena kule sinza wakahaidiana kukutana usiku demu alipoingia ndan jamaa akawa amezima taa kila akitaka awashe wa do demu ataki jamaa akaenda king kwa hisia iko hapa walipomaliza demu akaomba atangulie kwanza kuondoka jamaa akashukuru sana mzigo akaomba game jumamosi mchana demu akafika akamwambia niko chumba namba 5 jamaa akafika alipochungulia akafunga akaenda kumuuliza anaesimamia lodge vipi akuna alietoka namba 5 akaambiwa huyo kaingia tangu saa tatu ajatoka ...jamaa akasimama kwenye korido akapiga simu kuhakikisha lile zigo ndan ndilo hilo ??simu ikapokelewa namba tano akaa kimya akamove distn akamwambia my dear nimepata dharura ma baby sijui kama ntaweza kuwahi huku akiitafuta parking ya bajaji kama kafukuzwa masikini binti alikuwa na 4000 tu akamwambia sasa hii buku ntalipaje akamwomba amuulize mwenye kujisajili mpesa ama tigo amtumie..akutaka hata kupiga kama ameishapata hela za mpesa ama lah..wanaume nyie loh!!!
     
  8. Elia

    Elia JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha ahaaaaa. Hii mikasa ni noma... hasa huu wa gizani mbaya sana
     
  9. LiverpoolFC

    LiverpoolFC JF-Expert Member

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    Mmmmmhh! Pole Kamanda wetu! Kumbe humu ndani wa2 wanamikasa kweli kweli.
     
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    ma jery Senior Member

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    umelewa???
     
  11. NYENJENKURU

    NYENJENKURU JF-Expert Member

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    picha.JPG

    Je nahapo kuna mabox au nikitu original?Au kitu na box?Mimi sipo napita bwana
     
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    Mike 1234 JF-Expert Member

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    acha uzinzi subiri wakati wako
     
  13. kichomiz

    kichomiz JF-Expert Member

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    China tena itakuwa ilikuwa made in kwa MTOGOLE.
     
  14. henrygees

    henrygees Senior Member

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    hata hii yantia shaka si ajabu ikawa ile tunayoiongelea humu
     
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    Nsiande JF-Expert Member

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    Samahani, huyu dada alikuwa na tatizo gani au havutii kwa maumbile ?
     
  16. Pdidy

    Pdidy JF-Expert Member

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    Nsiande
    binafsi sikuwepo ;;ila mwana uume yule anadai akuamini kama aliemkuta ndie aliefanya nae mapenzi na aanajiuliza aliwezaje kupata hisia sasa alivyomwona na kujihisi labda inawezashindwa kunyanyuka mchana akakosa hata ka speedup ya kunyanyua
    isiwe tabu.....nikikutana nae ntamuuliza yuko iringa mwaya
     
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