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Ulimi

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by WomanOfSubstance, Feb 3, 2012.

  1. WomanOfSubstance

    WomanOfSubstance JF-Expert Member

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    The king made a banquet and ordered his clever slave to serve the best food that money could buy. The main food at the meal was tongue... all kinds of tongue cooked in all kinds of ways. All the side dishes and even dessert were also tongue... When the king objected, the slave said: "My Lord, what excels the tongue? It is the channel of wisdom and learning. By it we make speeches and carry out business. By it great personas are made known. With our tongue we speak even to God.. King, there is nothing equal to the tongue."

    The king and all the guests were astounded to hear all this wit and wisdom come from the slave. The next day the king threw another banquet. The same guests came back. This time the king ordered the slave to serve the worst kind of meat he could find. Again, he served tongue - and only tongue. When the king began to scold the slave over this, he answered: "My Lord, can there be anything worse than the tongue? Treasons, deaths, violence, injustices, fraud, murder, wars - all are debated and decided by the tongue. The tongue ruins empires and countries, peoples and families. What is worse than the tongue?"
    When would have the slave served your tongue?

    Ulimi ni silaha kali kuliko zote!
    Ulimi huweza kuangamiza, hulainisha, husikitisha...
    Hebu jiulize ni lini ulimi wako umeleta amani, matumaini,furaha au suluhu?
    Mahusiano yetu huharibika pale tunapotumia ulimi vibaya.Hutangamaa pale ulimi unapotumika vema.
    Je Ulimi wako ungetumika wakati upi katika hiyo sherehe? - The best meat or worst meat?

     
  2. BAGAH

    BAGAH JF-Expert Member

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    ...nzuri!!mine is the best meat ever
    tamuu
     
  3. The Finest

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    Heri kujikwaa kidole kuliko ulimi...
     
  4. Fidel80

    Fidel80 JF-Expert Member

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    Hapo mi ningetumia kuonja
     
  5. Ralphryder

    Ralphryder JF-Expert Member

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    Nimeipenda sana!
     
  6. The Boss

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    nice...
     
  7. Lizzy

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    The best for those whom I care about.
     
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    Kanyigo JF-Expert Member

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    niliingia humu nikizani ulimi katika denda kumbe porojo.mods peleka hii kitu kwenye hoja mchanganyiko.
     
  9. Nyani Ngabu

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    I wish Mr. Tongue Master was here so he could see this :lol:
     
  10. Kongosho

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    Siriazly, unajikwaaje ulimi kwenye jiwe au mti??

    @WOS, nice one..
     
  11. The Finest

    The Finest JF-Expert Member

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    Kongosho njoo Chuo Kikuu cha Dar Es Salaam, Kitivo cha Elimu & Ukuzaji wa Kiswahili na Fasihi halafu nikufundishe...
     
  12. Kongosho

    Kongosho JF-Expert Member

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    Mie nimesoma ngumbaru
    Sasa hivi kichwa chwa kichwani hakina akili tena

    Kongosho is more into practical's now:lol::lol:

     
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    The Finest JF-Expert Member

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    Kumbe hilo tu shaka ondoa..
     
  14. nitonye

    nitonye JF-Expert Member

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    Hata mimi nimekuja speed kumbe ni ulimi kwenye maneno
     
  15. G

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    same here jamani nimekuja nakimbia bila kupumzika dah nikaishia first line tu
     
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