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Ulevi noooooma

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by tindikalikali, Mar 13, 2012.

  1. tindikalikali

    tindikalikali JF-Expert Member

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    ‎"MLEVI mmoja alioa mke. Mkewe alikuwa hajatulia hata kidogo. Siku moja mkewe akiwa anajivinjari na msela, MLEVI akarudi home ghafla. mkewe akamwambia yule msela Usiondoke, lala hivo hivo mume wangu mlevi hatagundua.......Msela akalala kweli........basi mlevi akapanda kitandani wote watatu wakalala..... Baada ya muda kidogo mlevi akagutuka, akagundua utofauti hapo kitandani, akahesabu miguu na kuona ipo sita, akamshtua mkewe,....."mke wangu,mbona miguu ipo sita nani kalala hapa??".... Mkewe akamjibu kwa ukali,.toka hapa na pombe zako,miguu sita itoke wap hebu shuka kitandani uhesabu vizuri..! Mlevi akashuka, akahesabu.. MOJA..MBILI..TATU..NNE....AHAA KUMBE KWELI NILIKOSEA KUHESABU,SAMAHAN MKE WANGU!!!
     
  2. Kunta Kinte

    Kunta Kinte JF-Expert Member

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    Ama kweli mjomba ulevi nowma!
     
  3. WAHEED SUDAY

    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    kaaaah!
     
  4. brobiz

    brobiz JF-Expert Member

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    Duh!kwahiyo alijuwa wife ana miguu minne! Umetisha!
     
  5. Lokissa

    Lokissa JF-Expert Member

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    hii kali ya mwaka
     
  6. Jeji

    Jeji JF-Expert Member

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    jamaa ***** kweli loh!!!!
     
  7. DAWA YA SIKIO

    DAWA YA SIKIO JF-Expert Member

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    DDO = Daily Drinking Officer.
     
  8. N

    N series Senior Member

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    kweli pombe sio juicy
     
  9. M

    Mahmoud Qaasim JF-Expert Member

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    Dah, kweli noomah
     
  10. Mtanzanika

    Mtanzanika JF-Expert Member

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    levi kubwa!
     
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