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Ulevi noma

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Deo bony, Sep 20, 2012.

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    Deo bony Member

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    Walevi waliokota kioo
    Mlevi mmoja: Kakitizama kioo kwa muda halafu akasema "Hii sura sii ngeni ila jina silikumbuki."
    mwenzie akachukua kioo kuangalia
    akasema: "We mlevi kwelikweli, si mimi huyu, halafu unajidai hunijui...?
    "Dah!...ulevi noma"
     
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    mtamanyali JF-Expert Member

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    [h=5]Mlevi alikuwa anakojoa kando ya barabara, mgambo akamzukia;
    MGAMBO: We acha kukojoa funga zipu haraka. Mlevi akafunga zipu haraka, mgambo akaondoka. Mlevi akaanza kucheka
    JIRANI: Sasa unacheka nini?
    MLEVI: Mi mtoto wa mjini bwana, yaani nimemdanganya mgambo hivihivi?
    JIRANI: Umefanya nini?
    MLEVI: Nimefunga zipu lakini nikaendelea kukojoa kisiri kwenye suruali mpaka nimemaliza, na yule **** wala hakutambua.[/h]
     
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