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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Ginner, Sep 10, 2011.

  1. G

    Ginner JF-Expert Member

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    MLEVI mmja
    alioa mke. Mkewe alikuwa haja2lia hata kidogo.siku
    moja mkewe akiwa anajivinjari na msela,MLEVI akarud
    hom. mkew akamwambia yule msela usiondoke,lala
    hvo hvo huyo mlev hatagundua..bac mlev akapanda
    kitandan wote watatu wakalala..baad ya mda kdg mlevi
    akahesab miguu na kuona ipo sita,akamshtua
    mkewe,"mke wangu,mbona miguu ipo sita??"....mkewe
    akamjib kwa ukal,.toka hapa na pombe zako,miguu sita
    itoke wap heb shuka kitandan uhesab vizuri..mlev
    akashuka,akawasha
    taa,akahesab..MOJA..MBILI..TATU..NNE....ANHAA KUMBE
    KWELI NILIKOSEA KUHESABU,SAMAHAN MKE WANGU
     
  2. Jeji

    Jeji JF-Expert Member

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    mkuu mbavu zangu kidogo zivunjike.
    ulevi nooma!!!!!!!!!
     
  3. Fatma Bawazir

    Fatma Bawazir JF-Expert Member

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    kweli ulevi ni nooma!!!!!!!!!
     
  4. S

    Shiwawa jabry Member

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    Hahaha mku hyo kali
     
  5. mikatabafeki

    mikatabafeki JF-Expert Member

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    ha haaaa haaa...................huh
     
  6. chapaa

    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    Kuanzia leo cnywi tena
     
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    kakolo Senior Member

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    Extremely funny.
     
  8. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    halafu huyo nlevi ni mwana JF
     
  9. equivocal

    equivocal Member

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    hii n hatar
     
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    heriedo Member

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    Hii ni vunja mbavu.
     
  11. G_crisis

    G_crisis JF-Expert Member

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    Ulevi......
     
  12. Tumaini Jipya

    Tumaini Jipya JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha ha ha,Kweli Ulevi Noumer!!
     
  13. figganigga

    figganigga JF-Expert Member

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    mwanamke nshamjua.ni wa humuhumu jf.jina lake linaanza na...H.Mia
     
  14. Shine

    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    Kali hii nisawa na ile ya farasi jamaa alikua akichunga farasi 10 baada ya muda jamaa akaamua kumpanda mmoja wakati wakati akiwa kwenye kuchunga alipohesabu akakuta wapo 9 ikabidi amtafute huyo m1 kaenda wapi bila mafanikio jamaa akaamua kushuka nakupumzika chini ya mti kuwahesabu tena kawakuta 10, wakat anaanza safar yakurudi hom akampanda m1 kuwahesabu kakuta 9 akahisi kuna mtu anamchezea kumbe alikua hamwesabu yule aliyempanda
     
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    ndetichia JF-Expert Member

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    chonde chonde...
     
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