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ukubwa dawa lakini mmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhh..............

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Flee, Jan 21, 2011.

  1. F

    Flee Member

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    Roger, 85, married Jenny, a lovely 25-year-old.

    Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Roger should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over exert himself if they spend the entire night together.

    After the wedding festivities Jenny prepares herself for bed and the expected knock on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Roger, her 85-year-old groom, ready for action. They unite as one. All goes well, Roger takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.

    After a few minutes, Jenny hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Roger, Again he is ready for more 'action.' Somewhat surprised, Jenny consents for more coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Roger kisses his bride, bids her a fond good night, and leaves.

    She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha, you guessed it-Roger is back again, rapping on the door and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more 'action.' And, once more they enjoy each other.

    But as Roger gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, 'I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Roger.'

    Roger, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Jenny and says: 'You mean I was here already?'

    The moral of the story:
    Don't be afraid of getting old, Alzheimer's has its advantages.
     
  2. Maria Roza

    Maria Roza JF-Expert Member

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  3. NILHAM RASHED

    NILHAM RASHED JF-Expert Member

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    ahaahha hhahaa.... lol... eti kibabu???
     
  4. Babu Lao

    Babu Lao JF-Expert Member

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    Safi sana mzee mwenzangu, ng'ombe hazeeki maini!!!
     
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    Utingo JF-Expert Member

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    kilikuwa kijukuu cha roger si Roger mwenyewe...Roger, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Jenny and says: 'You mean I was here already?'
     
  6. Chimunguru

    Chimunguru JF-Expert Member

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    demu kamegwa na mtu mwingine bila kujua hahaaaa
     
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