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Uko wapi dear?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Jaguar, Nov 5, 2011.

  1. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    [MKE];(akiongea kwa hasira),mume wangu uko wapi mpaka mida hii saa 4 za usiku? [MUME];Mke wangu unalikumbuka lile duka la urembo ambalo tuliukuta ule mkufu wa dhahabu ambao ulisema unaupenda sana halafu nikakwambia sina hela ila nikasema ipo siku nikipata hela nitakununulia? [MKE];Yes,yes napakumbuka dear,enhee niambie! [MUME];Okay sasa kwa nyuma yake kuna bar,nipo nakunywa hapa!
     
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    hahahahahahahahahahahaha! huyo mwanaume hana haya.
     
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    Alichukiaje? sipati picha!
     
  4. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Ukweli ndo huo,msema kweli mpenzi wa MUNGU!
     
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    Hapo nadhani roho yake ilikuwa swafi akidhani ndo anamnunulia
     
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    Mwnamke akanywea kabisaa.!
     
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    Bayo Senior Member

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    nimecheka sana bro.
     
  8. Jaguar

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    Thanks broda,that is the meaning and focus of this section!
     
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    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Akimjali saana,atamletea chupa moja ya Safari lager!
     
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    valid statement JF-Expert Member

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    Hapo lazima mwanamke alimtukana mumewe tusi kubwa kabisa.
    Na akamalizia na kusunya msonyo wa dk 1 na sek 47.
     
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    poa acha abadilishe kijiwe
     
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    Duh, huyo jamaa ni soo...
     
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    sipati picha jinsi mwanamke alivyo vimba kwa hasira.
     
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    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Lakini shida yake ilikuwa nikujua aliko mumewe,au siyo wakuu?
     
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    kumbe alikuwa anabaa kwa nyuma aisee
     
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    Caroline Danzi JF-Expert Member

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    Ni rahisi sana, mchina katuletea piki piki aka SEKIDO, bajaji halafu unazinguana na mumeo na maswali ya uko wapi? Unampandia huko huko kama yuko kwa sonara kwa mbele au nyuma hainisaidii mimi shida yangu ni urudi nyumbani au nije tukae wote! over and out! lol
     
  17. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    We mama mukali tena mukali sana!
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Teh teh teh....
     
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    na mimi naona kuna msonyo wa nguvu ulifuata aiseee
     
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    Mwanamke hapo atashindwa achoke au afurahi
     
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