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"Ukitoka tu nakumeza"

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mtanzanika, May 4, 2012.

  1. Mtanzanika

    Mtanzanika JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa alipokua akitoka nyumbani kwake asubuhi, alistushwa na sauti iliyokua inatoka nyuma ya nyumba yake..alisikia sauti nzito ikianza kwa kukoroma “Mhnnnnn……Ukitoka tu nakumeza…..Mhnnnnn….Ukitoka tu nakumeza” sauti ilikua ikijirudia rudia (nonstop).

    Alipatwa na hofu na hivyo kabla hajafungua geti alipiga simu kwa majirani kuomba msaada. Si muda mrefu majirani kadhaa wenye silaha mbali mbali walifika kumnusuru jirani mwenzao. Ile sauti ilikua inaendelea kusikika. Kwa umakini huku wakinyata, walijigawa makundi mawili kuizunguka nyumba ili kuona kitu gani kinataka kummeza jirani yao.

    Laa haulaaa!!!kumbe nyuma kulikua na Mwendawazimu akisema na mafua yaliyokua yakining’inia puani mwake kwa kuyatahadharisha……“Mhnnnnn……Ukitoka tu nakumeza”
     
  2. Nish

    Nish JF-Expert Member

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    uwii my apetite! jamani mambo gani haya lunch hour lol!
     
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    Nish,haha pole.uongezee kwenye lunch kinakuwa so yamy
     
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    Nish JF-Expert Member

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    mwe! I feel sick
     
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    suri JF-Expert Member

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    Hahaha,i can imagine that,tena ukute unakula bamia lolz
     
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    Nish JF-Expert Member

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    aaargh i feel sleepy suddenly!
     
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    suri JF-Expert Member

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    Hey,finsh up your meal buddy
     
  8. Nish

    Nish JF-Expert Member

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    no nafeel brain concussion jiandae kwa murder case
     
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    suri JF-Expert Member

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    Hiyo mi nadhan ntakuwa shahid 2,im nat the causer
     
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    Nish JF-Expert Member

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    Ushan-kanumba mwenzio karibu ni-rest in peace
     
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    suri JF-Expert Member

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    But finally you look ok,alright
     
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    Nish JF-Expert Member

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    How can i be? im dying, anzeni kunichangia zile milion 70 za rambirambi kabla sijafa ati!
     
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    mchaga89 Member

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    umetisha mkuu
     
  14. suri

    suri JF-Expert Member

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    Umeshaambukizwa ufisadie
     
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    Nish JF-Expert Member

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    Hivi ufisadi ni ugonjwa na unaambukizwa vp? je una tiba?au kinga?
     
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    Ipi dot com JF-Expert Member

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    Duu hiyo ni nouma
     
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