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Ukisikia Mduara..............

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Masikini_Jeuri, Jul 2, 2010.

  1. Masikini_Jeuri

    Masikini_Jeuri JF-Expert Member

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    Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad, so make
    arrangements.

    Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss and I will
    be going abroad, you look after yourself.

    Husband make call to secret lover: My wife is going abroad for
    a week, so let's spend the week together.

    Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private
    tuition: I have work for a week, so you need not come for class.

    Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for a week I
    don't have class 'coz my teacher is busy. Let's spend the week
    together.

    Grandpa (the Boss ;)) make call to his secretary: This week I
    am spending my time with my grandson. We cannot attend that meeting.

    Secretary make call to her husband: This week my boss has some
    work, we cancelled our trip.

    Husband make call to secret lover: We cannot spend this week
    together; my wife has cancelled her trip.

    Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private
    tuition: This week we will have class as usual.

    Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, my teacher
    said this week I have to attend class. Sorry I can't give you
    company.

    Grandpa make call to his secretary: Don't worry this week we
    will attend that meeting, so make arrangement.
     
  2. edwinito

    edwinito Senior Member

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    Thank God it is Friday!! You have made my weekend!!
     
  3. chloe.obrain

    chloe.obrain JF-Expert Member

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    Ebanaeeee huo mduara ni balaaaa yaani imekua "O" kabisa, heheeeeeeeee.....!!!
     
  4. Lyangalo

    Lyangalo JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahahaaahahah tutakwisha!
     
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