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Ukisikia Mduara Ndio Huu

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by LazyDog, Jun 6, 2008.

  1. LazyDog

    LazyDog JF-Expert Member

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    Deadlock

    Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad, so make arrangements.

    Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, you look after yourself.

    Husband make call to secret lover: My wife is going abroad for a week, so lets spend the week together.

    Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tuition: I have work for a week, so you need not come for class.

    Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for a week I don't have class 'coz my teacher is busy. Lets spend the week together.

    Grandpa (the Boss ;) ) make call to his secretary: This week I am spending my time with my grandson. We cannot attend that meeting.

    Secretary make call to her husband: This week my boss has some work, we cancelled our trip.

    Husband make call to secret lover: We cannot spend this week together, my wife has cancelled her trip.

    Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tuition: This week we will have class as usual.

    Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, my teacher said this week I have to attend class. Sorry I can't give you company.

    Grandpa make call to his secretary: Don't worry this week we will attend that meeting, so make arrangement.


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  2. Shukuru

    Shukuru JF-Expert Member

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    Ha Ha ha ha ha ha aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha aha ha aha ha haa hah aha

    aaaaaah aaaaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaAA

    teh etehe teh tehe teh teeh tehe teh tehe teh teh teh teh teeeeeeeeh teh


    Dah huu kweli mduara!!
     
  3. NaimaOmari

    NaimaOmari JF-Expert Member

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    mduara wa ukimwi ... who is safe ... only the small boy .. this is a true life situation ya leo ... mafiga matatu
     
  4. Wakunyuti

    Wakunyuti JF-Expert Member

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    hehe nimeiona kwa michuzi pia hii.. hehehe
     
  5. LazyDog

    LazyDog JF-Expert Member

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    Ala!
    Imekuja kupitia email, nikahisi huku JF watu hawajaona maana za kwenye email huwa sizioni huku.
    :eek:


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    Mgaya JF-Expert Member

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    And the secretary slaps grandpa right on his confused damn face!
     
  7. Shishi

    Shishi JF-Expert Member

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    safi sana, mduara kamili huu, the games pple play!!duh!!!
     
  8. K

    Kezilahabi Past New Member

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    Ah! ebwae hii siyo imetulia mwana. Kama vipi piga ingine basi
     
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    sumar Member

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    George went to Iraq for a years service. While there he stepped on a roadside bomb and lost his foot. He was taken to Germany and fitted with an artificial foot.

    As soon as he returned home he got married to his long time fiance. On the first night as he prepared for bed, he unscrewed his artificial foot and proceeded to the bathroom. Immidiately his fiance called her mother and complained. " mama! please come and pick me fast. I am so scared George has one foot" Her mother replied " Come on darling!. Consider your self lucky. Your father has only 4 inches"
     
  10. Chakuchambuka

    Chakuchambuka JF-Expert Member

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    Hii kali hahahahahaha uwiii
     
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    dotcomlady Senior Member

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    Mduara noma umetulia ngoja nami nimpigie nyumba ndogo yangu ajiandae hahaha

    Sent from my BlackBerry 9360 using JamiiForums
     
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    Khakhi JF-Expert Member

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    mtandao unakua na kukua zaidi na zaidi
     
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    Idd hashim Member

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    Ha ha ha ha ha! Bonge la duara
     
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