Ukisikia Mapenzi, basi ndio haya !

[MaxShimba]

 

[gfsonwin]

lol na hapo kamuandalia kombe la juisi saizi ya mkomboti akimaliza lazima na poti aekewe manake vitatoka

 

[Dopas]

Du, anampenda, au anampeleka haraka kaburini?

 

[Nambe]

huo ukubwa wa mkono wa bibie unazd paja la my baby wake teh teh teh

 

[The Boss]

huo ukubwa wa mkono wa bibie unazd paja la my baby wake teh teh teh

umewahi kulishwa hivi karibuni?

 

[Nambe]

Hata leo nimelishwa, issue ni nimelishwa na nani,,,,,,

umewahi kulishwa hivi karibuni?

 

[Ukwaju]

hata mashine huwezi iona maana minofu kaa kitimoto? nyana ule na mipupa ya kugegeda

 

[The Boss]

Hata leo nimelishwa, issue ni nimelishwa na nani,,,,,,

na nani?

 

[Nambe]

teh, my baby boy.............

na nani?

 

[The Boss]

teh, my baby boy.............

polee lol

 

[Nambe]

hahahaaaaa, asanteeee,

polee lol

 

[Father of All]

Mapenzi wanangu ni kumwambia mwenzio ukweli. Huyo bwana haoni hilo pipa lake linavyobwakia majunk na bado anashindilia mengine! Kama hayo ndiyo mapenzi basi baba yenu siyapendi maana ni kifo!

 

[LiverpoolFC]

Mapenzi wanangu ni kumwambia mwenzio ukweli. Huyo bwana haoni hilo pipa lake linavyobwakia majunk na bado anashindilia mengine! Kama hayo ndiyo mapenzi basi baba yenu siyapendi maana ni kifo!

Ntamwambia mama asikupe kabisa!
Kumbe ni kifo loooo!!

 

[MadameX]

Huyo anasubiri insurance ya huyo dada tu akifa.

 

[MLERAI]

Kwenye masuala ya unyumba huyu jamaa huwa anamfikia kwema huyu my wife wake au ndio anaishi kugonga nguzo za goli bila kutikusa nyavu

 

[SURUMA]

hata mashine huwezi iona maana minofu kaa kitimoto? nyana ule na mipupa ya kugegeda

Mashine unaona kama uko patient-unafungua kama kurasa za LIKITABU KUBWA. Ile mijinyama unakuwa unasogeza pembeni na ikisumbua sana unaibana kwa rubber band! Hakuna linaloshindikana kama kuna upendo wa kweli jamani