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Ukiona Mtu mzima analia, ujue yamemkuta

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Magulumangu, Jun 17, 2011.

  1. Magulumangu

    Magulumangu JF-Expert Member

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    Wakuu, mungu ni wa ajabu tena sana na sema wa AJABU, nimekutana na jamaa yangu mmoja analia, kumuuliza kaniambia simple and understoodable words....

    magu Mungu asingetufanya tuwe tunasahau kila mmoja wetu angekuwa anatembea mikono juu analia, nikamuuliza kivipi mkuu? Kanambia toka nioe mke wangu nimemfumania mara tatu ndani ya kitanda changu, nalia maana najisikia machungu, how many times huwa anacheat nje?...kweli nikatulia na kujiuliza...kama three times ndani ya kumi na nane je nje ya box mara ngapi?......

    je wewe mwana jamiif kama mungu asingekusahaulrisha leo hii ungekuwa unatembea mikono KICHWANI?
     
  2. Eiyer

    Eiyer JF-Expert Member

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    Remove that negative thought!
     
  3. The Boss

    The Boss JF-Expert Member

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    fiction
     
  4. Lizzy

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    Sisahau na mikono yangu kama haipo mfukoni basi kiuononi na kama sio kiunoni inapepeta!!Angekua amesahau asingekua analia maana asingekumbuka...wala hiyo namba (mara alizomfumania mkewe) asingekua anakumbuka.
     
  5. TANMO

    TANMO JF-Expert Member

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    Mpe Pole..
    Mwambie aendelee kuwa mvumilivu na amkumbushe mkewe awe anatumia kinga ili asilete Ngoma nyumbani...
    Ikiwezekana amnunulie kabisa awe anampa kila akitoka, manake hatuna uhakika kama hachezi mechi za nje...

    Khaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  6. KIWAVI

    KIWAVI JF-Expert Member

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    Amuache huyo mwenza kwani analiazimishwa??
     
  7. Shantel

    Shantel JF-Expert Member

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    Mhhhh mara tatu? kitandani?
     
  8. shemasi

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    tubuni siku ya hukumu yaja
     
  9. Rose1980

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    mara 3 chache..
     
  10. afrodenzi

    afrodenzi Platinum Member

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    Kama hataki kumwacha mikono yake iwe
    Kwenye box la condom ... awe anampa at
    List ajipe moyo labda anafanya safe sex....
    Baadaye.
     
  11. Dena Amsi

    Dena Amsi JF-Expert Member

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    Kwenye kitanda chake na mkewe?? Thats too much bana kwani hakuna nyumba za kulala wenyeji??? Mmhhh hiyo hapana aisee khaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
     
  12. Chimunguru

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    ningekuwa nimeshakufa!!
     
  13. Kbd

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    Daahhh! Kuna watu wavumilivu duniani humu, Mungu ndo anajua.
     
  14. Magulumangu

    Magulumangu JF-Expert Member

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    mkuu three times asiwe na negative thoughs mkuu? ungekuwa wewe three times unadhani ungevumilia?
     
  15. Magulumangu

    Magulumangu JF-Expert Member

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    Wapi sasa fiction mkuu au mtu kulia au kufumania mara tatu? explain the Boss
     
  16. Magulumangu

    Magulumangu JF-Expert Member

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    Weweeeeeee Lizzy? subiri tu wewe....naipika yako ya Samunge...
     
  17. Magulumangu

    Magulumangu JF-Expert Member

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    duh JF sometimes hamna ushauri...Nitamwambia
     
  18. Magulumangu

    Magulumangu JF-Expert Member

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    hahah kweli ushauri..ile ahadi ya mpaka kiwatenganishe nayo ifutwe au?
     
  19. Magulumangu

    Magulumangu JF-Expert Member

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    Tena ndani ya kitanda chao...si unajua jamaa anaishi kwenye nyumba ya wife?
     
  20. Magulumangu

    Magulumangu JF-Expert Member

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    Nani atubu sasa? toa ufafanuzi weye mtumishi....
     
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