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Ukimwi mwema

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by IrDA, Oct 5, 2012.

  1. IrDA

    IrDA JF-Expert Member

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    Wadau wikiendi hiyooooo inanyemelea,nawatakia UKIMWI mwema....!!
     
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    aduwilly JF-Expert Member

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    Umesahau ka Loliondo bado kuko active?
     
  3. Myakubanga

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    Wewe ni agent wa shetani nini!
     
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    aduwilly JF-Expert Member

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    Nafikiri mtoa mada yuko sahihi kwani ameitoa mada yake kama angalizo so akili kumkichwa kwa wale wanaoitumia wikendi kufanya mambo hatarishi. Kamwela ulipashwa kuread through da lines
     
  5. AKILImuchknow

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    Na sisi ambao tumeshaathirika unatuagaje?
     
  6. mchemsho

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    Hivi wana jf wangapi wamepima wajitaje
     
  7. AKILImuchknow

    AKILImuchknow JF-Expert Member

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    Mm nilipima mara ya kwanza wakanambia nina hiv++ wakanambia nirudi kupima tena baada ya miezi 3 juzi nimepima tena ila majibu bado sijachukua sa sijui kama nnao au sina.
     
  8. mchemsho

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    moyo unao!! Can't figure out hw dare culd u
     
  9. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Rafiki yangu Kinyesi cha ng'ombe rudi tu ukachukue majibu lol!
     
  10. AKILImuchknow

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    Mimi siogopi majibu wala nini kwanza ukimwi wenyewe siuogopi ntayafata tu majibu yangu ngoja kdogo.Ww mwnzetu vp unalinga umepima.?
     
  11. DAWA YA SIKIO

    DAWA YA SIKIO JF-Expert Member

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    Mweeee !!!
    Hicho kipimo cha awali lazima kitakuwa cha mchina fake. Teh teh hata wenyewe hawakukisadiki ndo maana mana wakaamua urudie round ya pili.
     
  12. DAWA YA SIKIO

    DAWA YA SIKIO JF-Expert Member

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    Mi najipimaga mwenyewe kisha namwambia wife asome majibu na asinipe. Nae akijipimaga namsomeaga mimi afu nauchuna(mpaka leo yuko sterile bhana).
    Nimeshapima mara 10 (kila nikijichafua)... Anyway siku wife akiomba taraka ntajua kishanuka.
     
  13. AKILImuchknow

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    Ndomana mm sina wasiwasi bado najiamini kua niko freshi hata hayo majibu ya vipimo vya pili siyataki kwa sasa.Nikiamua nacheza pekupeku kama kawaida.
     
  14. Myakubanga

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    Sijapima mkuu,bado najipanga...lol!
     
  15. AKILImuchknow

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    Nakushauri kapime mkuu.Kujua afya yako ni vizuri kuliko kutojua.
     
  16. WAHEED SUDAY

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    arv njema
     
  17. mojoki

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    Na hivi ARV ni feki, we gonna miss u soon kinyesi, ila endelea kuhudhuria jukwaa hadi ukose nguvu ya kubonyeza button
     
  18. Myakubanga

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    Nitapima nitakapo taka kuoa.
     
  19. JOYCE PAUL

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    Ungoje kurutubisha ardhi
     
  20. Manager

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    Kweli nimejichekea, utafikiri ni mazuri. Ukimwi mwema!!!
     
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