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Ukimwaga ugali, namwaga mboga

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mbimbinho, Jul 4, 2012.

  1. Mbimbinho

    Mbimbinho JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa kapata kimwana Temeke, ili am impress akaendesha gari lake hadi Kunduchi wakakaa kando ya bahari mahaba mazito yalifuatiwa na unywaji hatimae kulala, kabla ya kulala mdada akasema;
    MDADA: Samahani najua utakasirika lakini lazima niseme, mi niko kazini ukitaka nilale hapa ni shilingi alfu 20 mpaka asubuhi.

    MKAKA: Dah haya powa akalipa kitwenti wakalala....asubuhi wakaoga vizuri wakatoka nje kwenye gari mdada akapanda jamaa kabla hajawasha gari akakohoa kidogo kisha akamwambia mdada;


    MKAKA: Samahani najua utakasirika lakini lazima niseme, mi taxi dreva niko kazini, ukitaka usafiri mpaka Temeke ni shilingi alfu 50
     
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    Willie erick New Member

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    Mida ya kazi
     
  3. Mtanzanika

    Mtanzanika JF-Expert Member

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    dah mtu kaliwa!!
     
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    issabela Senior Member

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    teh teh teh haya bwana
     
  5. ngulinho

    ngulinho JF-Expert Member

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    te te te te te te te te........at least umekuwa mbunifu
     
  6. Ruttashobolwa

    Ruttashobolwa JF-Expert Member

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    Kweli kabisa
     
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    Vodka JF-Expert Member

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    Kudadeki
     
  8. Lord K

    Lord K JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh......teh kama mbwai,mbwai tu.
     
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