Ukiitaka nipm

[lolyz]

A Man buys a lie Detector Robot which slaps people who lie...
He decides to test it one evening at Dinner. So he asks his son.
>>>>
>>>>''Where were you today during school hours??''.... ''l was in class''.... Son
>>>>replies.. ''Twack!!!'' the Robot slaps Son. The Son goes like,...''ok... l lied,
>>>>l went to the movies''...
>>>>
>>>>Dad asks...'' Which movie was it''??... ''Toy Story 3''.... Son
>>>>replies....''Twack!!''.. Robot slaps son again!.... ''Ok!!..Ok... It was
>>>>Porn!!''.... Son confesses.
>>>>
>>>>Dad gets Angry and says...'' Whaaaat!!!!, when l was your age, l didn't even
>>>>know what porn was...'' ''Twack!!!'' Robot slaps Dad!...
>>>>
>>>>The man's wife who had been quiet all this while says...'' Forgive him Dear,
>>>>After all, He's your Son'' ...... ''Twack!!!' Robot Slaps mum....
>>>>
>>>> The machine is available in the Chinese market if u need one contact me
immediately!!

 

[Jestina]

lol hii kali.

 

[Dr Kingu]

Inauzwa bei gani mkuu. Nataka ninunue kwa ajili ya viongozi wa siasa ili wakidanganya tu wapate slap. Wamezidi kutudanganya.

 

[Vin Diesel]

Lol....hii haifai..

 

[lolyz]

Inauzwa bei gani mkuu. Nataka ninunue kwa ajili ya viongozi wa siasa ili wakidanganya tu wapate slap. Wamezidi kutudanganya.

Haa haaaa haa tena kweli hoja ya msingi .. ngoja nichek dola ntakujulisha

 

[lolyz]

Lol....hii haifai..

Kwanini unasema hivyo mi naona inafaa bana tena sana....imagine unarud late home wife anakuuliza umetoka wapi?ww unajibu job...

 

[lolyz]

lol hii kali.

Haa haaaa Monique vp umeipenda???

 

[s.fm]

hii itarusha nyuma maendeleo...!

 

[Baba_Enock]

Nilivyoona "heading" mawazo yangu yakanipeleka "sehemu nyingine kabisa"!

Ukiitaka...NiPM

 

[lolyz]

hii itarusha nyuma maendeleo...!

Lazima utakuwa mwanasiasa !!!!una wasiwasi utashindwa kuzmek lol

 

[Dark City]

Kwanini unasema hivyo mi naona inafaa bana tena sana....imagine unarud late home wife anakuuliza umetoka wapi?ww unajibu job...

Tatizo lake ni kwamba huu ni mtego wa panya...huwanasa waliomo na wasiokuwemo!!

Inawezekana mume akasema uongo ila kabla hamjamaliza maongezi Robot ikamngeukia mwingine pia...Sina hakika kama kila aliye karibu atapona!!

Mie siitaki kabisa hata kama ingewafaa wanasiasa. Labda iwekewe masharti kwamba ni kwa matumizi ya majukwaani tu!!!

 

[AshaDii]

Hii kali!!! Hii story tells us sometimes it is better not to know the truth....

 

[lolyz]

Nilivyoona "heading" mawazo yangu yakanipeleka "sehemu nyingine kabisa"!

Ukiitaka...NiPM

Baba Eno..imagine sister yako kapata mchumba na unamdadis huyu shemeji na hii ditector iko karibu inakuwaje????

 

[lolyz]

Tatizo lake ni kwamba huu ni mtego wa panya...huwanasa waliomo na wasiokuwemo!!

Mie siitaki kabisa hata kama ingewafaa wanasiasa. Labda iwekewe masharti kwamba ni kwa matumizi ya majukwaani tu!!!

Mi nakushauri kama utapenda itumike majukwaani ina maana binafsi hupendi kudanganywa .so inabidi itumike majumbani kwanza ili huyu anayeenda jukwaani aogope kuongea uongo nje ya nyumbani kumbuka na yeye ana nyumbani Lol !

 

[lolyz]

Hii kali!!! Hii story tells us sometimes it is better not to know the truth....

AshaDii ...Ni kweli ila sumtym ni vizuri kuujua ukweli ingawa inauma ila time will heal it ..

 

[Marytina]

Hii kali!!! Hii story tells us sometimes it is better not to know the truth....

hilo lipo wazi

 

[Dark City]

Mi nakushauri kama utapenda itumike majukwaani ina maana binafsi hupendi kudanganywa .so inabidi itumike majumbani kwanza ili huyu anayeenda jukwaani aogope kuongea uongo nje ya nyumbani kumbuka na yeye ana nyumbani Lol !

Ndugu yangu,

Sina hakika kama tunayo tafsiri moja ya familia...Yapo mambo mengi sana kuhusu wenzetu kwenye familia ambayo hatuyajui ila tuna afya njema na siku zinaenda kwa sababu hatuyajui...

Naomba yaendelee kubaki hivyo hivyo ili nimalizie salama siku zangu zilizobaki za kuishi hapa duniani!!

AshaDii ...Ni kweli ila sumtym ni vizuri kuujua ukweli ingawa inauma ila time will heal it ..

Kama unataka tukuandikie salamu za R.I.P haraka sana, endekeza tabia ya kutafuta ukweli usio na tija!!

 

[ndetichia]

A Man buys a lie Detector Robot which slaps people who lie...
He decides to test it one evening at Dinner. So he asks his son.
>>>>
>>>>''Where were you today during school hours??''.... ''l was in class''.... Son
>>>>replies.. ''Twack!!!'' the Robot slaps Son. The Son goes like,...''ok... l lied,
>>>>l went to the movies''...
>>>>
>>>>Dad asks...'' Which movie was it''??... ''Toy Story 3''.... Son
>>>>replies....''Twack!!''.. Robot slaps son again!.... ''Ok!!..Ok... It was
>>>>Porn!!''.... Son confesses.
>>>>
>>>>Dad gets Angry and says...'' Whaaaat!!!!, when l was your age, l didn't even
>>>>know what porn was...'' ''Twack!!!'' Robot slaps Dad!...
>>>>
>>>>The man's wife who had been quiet all this while says...'' Forgive him Dear,
>>>>After all, He's your Son'' ...... ''Twack!!!' Robot Slaps mum....
>>>>
>>>> The machine is available in the Chinese market if u need one contact me
immediately!!

kumbe na baba alikuwa ni memba wa jukwaa la M K..

 

[lolyz]

Naomba yaendelee kubaki hivyo hivyo ili nimalizie salama siku zangu zilizobaki za kuishi hapa duniani!!





Kama unataka tukuandikie salamu za R.I.P haraka sana, endekeza tabia ya kutafuta ukweli usio na tija!!

Haaa haaaaaaaa hebu usinichekeshe miye R.I.P haya hebu nizione ndio zinafananaje hizo ??

 

[lolyz]

kumbe na baba alikuwa ni memba wa jukwaa la M K..

Hapo sasa kumbe ni kama msumeno lol