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Ukiitaka nipm

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by lolyz, Sep 23, 2011.

  1. lolyz

    lolyz JF-Expert Member

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    A Man buys a lie Detector Robot which slaps people who lie...
    He decides to test it one evening at Dinner. So he asks his son.
    >>>>
    >>>>''Where were you today during school hours??''.... ''l was in class''.... Son
    >>>>replies.. ''Twack!!!'' the Robot slaps Son. The Son goes like,...''ok... l lied,
    >>>>l went to the movies''...
    >>>>
    >>>>Dad asks...'' Which movie was it''??... ''Toy Story 3''.... Son
    >>>>replies....''Twack!!''.. Robot slaps son again!.... ''Ok!!..Ok... It was
    >>>>Porn!!''.... Son confesses.
    >>>>
    >>>>Dad gets Angry and says...'' Whaaaat!!!!, when l was your age, l didn't even
    >>>>know what porn was...'' ''Twack!!!'' Robot slaps Dad!...
    >>>>
    >>>>The man's wife who had been quiet all this while says...'' Forgive him Dear,
    >>>>After all, He's your Son'' ...... ''Twack!!!' Robot Slaps mum....
    >>>>
    >>>> The machine is available in the Chinese market if u need one contact me
    immediately!!


     
  2. Jestina

    Jestina JF-Expert Member

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    lol hii kali.
     
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    Dr Kingu Senior Member

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    Inauzwa bei gani mkuu. Nataka ninunue kwa ajili ya viongozi wa siasa ili wakidanganya tu wapate slap. Wamezidi kutudanganya.
     
  4. Vin Diesel

    Vin Diesel JF Gold Member

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    Lol....hii haifai..
     
  5. lolyz

    lolyz JF-Expert Member

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    Haa haaaa haa tena kweli hoja ya msingi .. ngoja nichek dola ntakujulisha
     
  6. lolyz

    lolyz JF-Expert Member

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    Kwanini unasema hivyo mi naona inafaa bana tena sana....imagine unarud late home wife anakuuliza umetoka wapi?ww unajibu job...
     
  7. lolyz

    lolyz JF-Expert Member

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    Haa haaaa Monique vp umeipenda???
     
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    s.fm JF-Expert Member

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    hii itarusha nyuma maendeleo...!
     
  9. Baba_Enock

    Baba_Enock JF-Expert Member

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    Nilivyoona "heading" mawazo yangu yakanipeleka "sehemu nyingine kabisa"!

    Ukiitaka...NiPM
     
  10. lolyz

    lolyz JF-Expert Member

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    Lazima utakuwa mwanasiasa !!!!una wasiwasi utashindwa kuzmek lol
     
  11. Dark City

    Dark City JF-Expert Member

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    Tatizo lake ni kwamba huu ni mtego wa panya...huwanasa waliomo na wasiokuwemo!!

    Inawezekana mume akasema uongo ila kabla hamjamaliza maongezi Robot ikamngeukia mwingine pia...Sina hakika kama kila aliye karibu atapona!!

    Mie siitaki kabisa hata kama ingewafaa wanasiasa. Labda iwekewe masharti kwamba ni kwa matumizi ya majukwaani tu!!!
     
  12. AshaDii

    AshaDii Platinum Member

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    Hii kali!!! Hii story tells us sometimes it is better not to know the truth....
     
  13. lolyz

    lolyz JF-Expert Member

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    Baba Eno..imagine sister yako kapata mchumba na unamdadis huyu shemeji na hii ditector iko karibu inakuwaje????
     
  14. lolyz

    lolyz JF-Expert Member

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    Mi nakushauri kama utapenda itumike majukwaani ina maana binafsi hupendi kudanganywa .so inabidi itumike majumbani kwanza ili huyu anayeenda jukwaani aogope kuongea uongo nje ya nyumbani kumbuka na yeye ana nyumbani Lol !
     
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    lolyz JF-Expert Member

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    AshaDii ...Ni kweli ila sumtym ni vizuri kuujua ukweli ingawa inauma ila time will heal it ..
     
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    Marytina JF-Expert Member

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    hilo lipo wazi
     
  17. Dark City

    Dark City JF-Expert Member

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    Ndugu yangu,

    Sina hakika kama tunayo tafsiri moja ya familia...Yapo mambo mengi sana kuhusu wenzetu kwenye familia ambayo hatuyajui ila tuna afya njema na siku zinaenda kwa sababu hatuyajui...

    Naomba yaendelee kubaki hivyo hivyo ili nimalizie salama siku zangu zilizobaki za kuishi hapa duniani!!



    Kama unataka tukuandikie salamu za R.I.P haraka sana, endekeza tabia ya kutafuta ukweli usio na tija!!
     
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    ndetichia JF-Expert Member

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    kumbe na baba alikuwa ni memba wa jukwaa la M K..
     
  19. lolyz

    lolyz JF-Expert Member

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    Haaa haaaaaaaa hebu usinichekeshe miye R.I.P haya hebu nizione ndio zinafananaje hizo ??
     
  20. lolyz

    lolyz JF-Expert Member

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    Hapo sasa kumbe ni kama msumeno lol
     
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