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Ukibadilishwa jinsia kwa saa 24, utafanya nini?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Tuko, Dec 20, 2010.

  1. Tuko

    Tuko JF Bronze Member

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    ... if I was a boy, even for a day... Haya maneno yapo katika wimbo fulani hivi wa beyonce.

    Hivi kama wewe, ukibadilishwa jinsia, kwa masaa 24 tu, siku hiyo utafanya nini?

    Aisee binafsi siku hiyo nitakuwa mwenye hasira na nitalala siku nzima, simu nitazima kuepuka kutongozwa....
     
  2. PakaJimmy

    PakaJimmy JF-Expert Member

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    Hopes wishes and dreams!...Yes , thats it!
     
  3. NILHAM RASHED

    NILHAM RASHED JF-Expert Member

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    miujiza au ndo nini sasa itakuwa hiyo??????????
     
  4. Mkeshahoi

    Mkeshahoi JF-Expert Member

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    afu baada ya saa 24 warud kwa mganga unakuta ashakuwa marehemu.....utakoma kuringa!!!
     
  5. Rose1980

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    ntamuoa rr
    paka mweusi ntamfanya awe mweupe
    ntampeleka teamo na bgrta shpng(cz ntakuwa na MAHELA KM WAO)
    ntamfanya mama bg amrudie fnest..
    EE BWANA MI NIKIWA MWANAUME KWA DK 5 TU NTAWAFATA WALE VDUME WOOOTE WALIO NYANYASA WAKE ZAO AU WANAODHARAU WAKIKE NA KUWAFANYA KITU MBAYA
    km allimpa mimba demu then akamkimbia atantambua....km ana mademu nje pia ataisoma namba...km hajali watoto na anajali vmada nje pia atantambua...yan nina machungu na wanaume magume gume...!!!!
     
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    chelenje JF-Expert Member

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    Tena unakuta mganga kafa na yeye tayari alishabadilishwa jinsia, itabidi uwahi dukani kununua pad...tehe tehe aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa kwi kwi kwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
     
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    daaah!wala siwezi kufikiria niko ktk hiyo hali ya jinsia nyingine.duuu!naona kama tusi vile
     
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    Ntakuwa natembea bila kufuli:embarrassed:
     
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    yani utamuoa rr halafu mm niwe mpango wako wa nje au?
     
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    Nitasali hayo masaa yote 24 nirudi kuwa mwanamke. Duh! Yaani niwe...? Mhh! No.
     
  11. afrodenzi

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    mimi naomba tu niwe mwanaume siku fulani fulani tu hivi za mwezi..... basi..
    otherwise sitaki kuwa mwanaume....kabisa...
     
  12. The Finest

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    ha ha ha ha hizo siku nilishawahi kusikia mwingine naye anasema hivyo
     
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    hahahahah lol ni hizo siku tu ndo ngumu kuwa mwanamke ...basi lol
    lakini kwa wengine si tatizo kabisa...
     
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    afrodenzi Platinum Member

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    "KAMA HAUNIPENDI JUA HAUNIPENDI HAIWEZEKANI WEE DAILY UNANIZINGUA"


    kwa kweli nini tena kulikoni??
     
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    Umesahau ule wimbo tena
     
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    upi huo mtu wangu maana zilikuwa nyingi ...
     
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    The Finest JF-Expert Member

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    Nitakukumbusha usijali
     
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    afrodenzi Platinum Member

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    asante
     
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    vipi ile chatroom mpya imeenda wapi??
     
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    The Finest JF-Expert Member

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    Dah!! Sijui iko wapi ila na mimi najitahidi kuitafuta lakini najua bado haijapelekwa kule kwenye lile jukwaa
     
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