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Ujinga wa utotoni

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Rosweeter, Nov 11, 2011.

  1. Rosweeter

    Rosweeter JF-Expert Member

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    Nilipokuwa mtoto nilikuwa ninaogoa sana ule mwezi mkubwa wa njano, majira hayo yalipokuwa yanafika nilikuwa nina adabu sana kwani nilikuwa nikikosea tu ninafungiwa nje dk chache tu kama adhabu kwa sababu waliijua weakness yangu, kilio nilichokuwa ninakiangusha hapo siku hizi nikikumbuka nacheka sana.

    Ucheki hapa lakini, unatisha ee
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    Hebu wekeni wazi ujiinga wenu ulikuwaje?
     
  2. kichomiz

    kichomiz JF-Expert Member

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    Du me nakumbuka nilikuwa naoga kwa hiari yangu tukipika bweche na mandondo,nilikuwa nafurahi sana hasa ninapomuona mama anachambua mchele,siku hiyo naoga mapema sana alafu nikitumwa nachangamka kinoma,lakini kama ni vyakula vingine sionekani kabisa kuoga kwenyewe mpaka nilazimishwe,yaani nikikumbuka huwa nacheka sana.
     
  3. Rosweeter

    Rosweeter JF-Expert Member

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    Du usinikumbushe wali na maharage, ilikuwa tukishakula usiku tunaenda kulala, usiku wa manane mtu kadhaa mnagongana jikoni mmeurudia, teh teh teh................. utoto bwana
     
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    Masuke JF-Expert Member

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    Mimi kila nilipokuwa nasikia kuna mtu kakatwa mapanga najiuliza kwa nini Mungu asingetuumba wa chuma, du sasa hivi najiuliza tungeumbwa wa chuma sijui ingekuwaje.
     
  5. Jmturu

    Jmturu Member

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    teh teh teh...!
     
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    Wink Member

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    nilikuwa nalala na cousin zangu wawili, nikikojoa kitandani, naamka, nabadilisha chupi then namsogeza one of the couzin upande wangu wenye mikojo ili nisiimbiwe kindumbwe ndumbwe.
     
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    libent JF-Expert Member

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  8. afrodenzi

    afrodenzi Platinum Member

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    Jumatano siku ya ukaguzi shuleni
    Jumanne usiku nasugua malapa na gunzi
    Naanika karibu na mafiga .. asubuhi naoga
    Halafu natembea peku mpaka shuleni .
    Sababu ya vumbi staki yachafuke .
    Navaa malapa kengele ya mstarini ikisha
    gongwa..
     
  9. Alexism

    Alexism JF-Expert Member

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    ningekuuza kama chuma chakavu.
     
  10. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    ukifa unakuwa skrepa
     
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    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    Mie simo.
     
  12. Shine

    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    Hapa kwenye beche tulikuwa wengi hee!
     
  13. Shine

    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    Enzi hizo cjaanza hata chekechea nikiulizwa ushaanza shule? Najibu watoto wa kiume hatuendi shule eti 7bu wakubwa wangu wote ni wa kike afu ndo nawaona wanaenda shule tu
     
  14. kobonde

    kobonde Senior Member

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    Nakumbuka nikinunuliwa chupi mpya ntafanya juu chini ionekane, wakishaiona tunaanza ule mchezo wa kuroll kigauni kidogo2 kutokea magotini kuelekea mwisho wa paja na kuonyesha chupi kidogo.
     
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    kobonde Senior Member

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    Kuchota mchele dukani na kwenda kujipikilisha.
     
  16. kobonde

    kobonde Senior Member

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    Ule mchezo wa kupeana vyakula shuleni Kama una big g itaigawa hata Kama mpo 10 unafinyiwa kiduchu roho yako ilizike.
     
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    Mamushka JF-Expert Member

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    Mi, nilikua nikiingia bafuni siogi na nawa miguu najilowesha maji sehem zinazooneka, ukinigusa mgongo wa motoo, maza akanigundua hicho kibano sitasahau.
     
  18. Bishop Hiluka

    Bishop Hiluka Verified User

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    Mi nadhani pengine bado sijakua kwa kuwa hapo kwenye beche na maharage hunitoi...
     
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    mihiwe Member

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    hahahahahahah usinikumbushe mana ndio ulokuwa mchezo wangu naenda kumwambia mwenye duka mama anataka mchele mzuri ulionao akauone, ananiambia chota ikifika hapo ameumia nachukua mwingi naenda kupikapika...siku 1 akanifuatilia akakuta napika alinibeba hadi home nilikula kichapo cha paka mwizi siwezi kusahau
     
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    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Enzi hizo jaguar na wadogoze,mama yetu alibuni utaratibu wakati wa kula,yule wa mwisho kumaliza kula ndo atakayetoa vyombo mezani na kufuta meza.Tulikuwa tunashindana kula kwa speed ile mbaya ukichukulia watoto wote tulikuwa wakiume tu,basi jaguar akabuni utaratibu tofauti,wenzie wakisepa anabaki anafaidi minofu taaratibu bila karaha.i will never 4get those moments!
     
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