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Uji wa maziwa...

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mchaga wa ukwel, Jul 26, 2011.

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    Mchaga wa ukwel Member

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    Enzi hizo jamaa mmoja alikua akisoma shule moja ya advance maarufu sana jijin Tanga. Akatumiwa hela kupitia Express Money oder. Alipopewa taarifa,akaomba ruhusa ya kwenda town kuteka hela,si unajua tena maisha ya skonga! Alipochukua tu zile hela akakumbuka ni muda wa UJI shulen tena wa maziwa. Alichofikiria kwa haraka nikuuwahi uji. Akaamua kuchukua tax,si ana hela? Akaenda kwa haraka hadi kituo cha tax na kuingia kwenye tax mojawapo. Alimwamuru dreva aendeshe speed maana anatakiwa kuwah. Dereva akataka kuuliza bei,akakatishwa na amri,we twende hela yoyote utakayo utapata. Dereva aliondoa gari hadi shulen,akadai sh.12000. Jamaa akahesabu hela 15000,hakutaka hata chenji tax ikaondoka. Alipofika jikon akakumbuka kumbe alipokea sh. 20000 tu. Jamaa akawa amenunua uji sh.15000 akabakiwa na sh.5000 tu... Yaan uji tu!!!
     
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    Yallah!
     
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    ohoo hiyo galanos boys ndo wanakunywa uji wa maziwa hapo Tanga town!!
     
  4. mchemsho

    mchemsho JF-Expert Member

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    Atakuwa ngosha huyo..
     
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    First Born JF-Expert Member

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    kwenda shule sio kuelimika.
     
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    First Born huyo!
     
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    nilifikiri atakuwa last born,ndo kazoea kubakishiwa!
     
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    bora hata angekuwa anawahi roll call
     
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    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    Kwa akili hiyo hakustahili kuwa A level.
     
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    othorong'ong'o Senior Member

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    kweli kabisa lazima itakuwa galax hiyo
     
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    Atakua mentor huyo.
     
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    Safi sana baada ya huo uji akaingia darasani na kuanza kusinzia
     
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    teh teh ilikuwa sehemu ya kujifunza
     
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    so funny!
     
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    umenikumbusha namna siku za kula wali na nyama ilivyokuwa sikukuu....siku hiyo hakuna kuomba ruhusa kwenda mjini
     
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    Wewe umejuaje kama siyo wewe?
     
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