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Ujanja wa Mujini.....

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Bushbaby, Aug 25, 2011.

  1. Bushbaby

    Bushbaby JF-Expert Member

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    Kuna jamaa alikuwa kiwembe balaa akaamua kuoa, kila wakati akawa anapigiwa simu na videmu vyake mpk wife wake akashtukia akawa anapokea yeye, jamaa kuona kila siku anakuwa na ugomvi na wife akaamua kubadilisha jina la mpenzi wake mmoja wa nje kwenye simu yake aandika "BATTERY LOW" ugomvi uliisha kwani kila simu ikiita inaonyesha BATTERY LOW wife anaiweka kwenye charge!!!!
     
  2. First Born

    First Born JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahahahahahaaaaa BATTERY LOW! Jamaa mjanja sana.
     
  3. Mitchell

    Mitchell JF-Expert Member

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    sasa akipiga kwa siku mara nne lazima ashtuke au betri mbovu?
     
  4. The only

    The only JF-Expert Member

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    aaaa wapi utabambwa 2 dawa nikuwaface kuwapa sh** tuu
     
  5. babukijana

    babukijana JF-Expert Member

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    Duh hii safi sana kutumia asante kwa mbinu
     
  6. mchemsho

    mchemsho JF-Expert Member

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    Ingekuwa zamani na mimi ningeandika loh.! Wazinzi bana
     
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