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Uichomeke vizuri

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by sulphadoxine, Apr 28, 2011.

  1. sulphadoxine

    sulphadoxine JF-Expert Member

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    Mume wangu leo uichomeke vizuri iingie hasa!Maana jana nimetanua miguu tu ikatoka!
    Mume:mbona nilichomeka vizuri!!!
    Mke:Basi itakuwa kitanda kikubwa kuliko hiyo neti.:A S 2152:
     
  2. Globu

    Globu JF-Expert Member

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    Haaaa haah haaaa.
     
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    Bajabiri JF-Expert Member

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    Maana ya mtu ipo kwa mzungumzaji
     
  4. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Sambi sako mwenyewe kwa kusababisha watu watende sambi kwa kuwasa ndivyo sivyo!
     
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    chelenje JF-Expert Member

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    duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..............................
     
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    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    Haswaa..
     
  7. Jaluo_Nyeupe

    Jaluo_Nyeupe JF-Expert Member

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    nilishapotea nikadhani mambo ya jukwaa la MR yamehamia hapa.
     
  8. Vinci

    Vinci JF-Expert Member

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    Mkuu umeona eeh...niliwaza labda walikuwa kwenye game. kumbe net haikuchomekwa vizuri
     
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    KILOTI Member

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    Mmh balaa sasa wajameni, mimwaniacha hoi kwakucheka, haaaya
     
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    Pdidy JF-Expert Member

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    Napita tu
     
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    Ndio raha ya kiswahili hii!
     
  12. Mshume Kiyate

    Mshume Kiyate JF-Expert Member

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    Je wazungu tuambie raha zao
     
  13. Elli

    Elli JF-Expert Member

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    Ingiza polepole inauma, halafu utanitoa damu pia; Kwani ni mara yangu ya kwanza, sijazoea kabisa, tafadhali naomba sana unielewe.
    sipendi kuumizwa umizwa ndio maana sijawahi hata siku moja, yaani leo imebidi tu iwe hivyo!!!!

    Hayo ni maneno ya Mgonjwa kwa Doctor wakati anataka kung'olewa Jino kwa mara ya kwanza!!! usiwaze dhambi tu
     
  14. King'asti

    King'asti JF-Expert Member

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    sasa mkuu jino linaingizwa ama linatolewa?angemuambia atoe taratibu banaa
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  15. Elli

    Elli JF-Expert Member

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    Aingize koleo ya kutolea jino na mikasi......hapo je???
     
  16. King'asti

    King'asti JF-Expert Member

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    mh,huyo fundimeno nae alizidi!kama last time aliingiza kwa nguvu hadi damu,basi kutoa ilikuwa mauti.pole ya mgonjwa.
    malaria haikubaliki...
     
  17. Maundumula

    Maundumula JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahaha dah soo

    Akili yangu ilikuwa kwenye nanihii.....:lol:
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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